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TurkeyHandwich

@TurkeyHandwich

I mean, Thanksgiving dinner's great and all... I just want to make myself a leftover turkey sandwich, or handwich, as it were.

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2013
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¡Help! I'm getting attacked by a rouge @MacysDayParade balloon! Handwich ain't goin' out like this!
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.... Turkish Delight!! Let's give it a handwich!
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The #GlobalTurkeyAdvisoryCoucil just announced the winner....
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The competition is stuffening... I mean stiffening. Sorry got dinner in my brain.
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#superexcited Today I get judged in the great Best Hand Turkey contest! I'm the only sandwich in the contest, so I think I have a chance.
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That's a big a-- sandwich. RT @520_bridge: My Drawbridge opened up for a gravy boat for my @TurkeyHandwich. #openfaced
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Okay, what child is on clean up duty?? #turkeyhands
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This bloody hand turkey is Sooo Mickey Mouse!
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Remember when #Madden used to give away the Turduckhand after football games... Oh 'hen'? That's gross.
Go Courkeys!!!!
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Everyone gather 'round the hand turkey board... Just like the thanksgiving table.
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Thank goodness @BenFranklin didn't get his way. We'd all be eating Eagle sandwiches. #stringy americanheraldry.org/pages/i…
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Nothing fortifies a world-class athlete like a good ol' turkey s(h)andwich!!! Go @Patrick_Deneen!
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Yay I made it on the teacher's board with the other kids! Give me a hand (pun intended, and Sooo bad:).
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Ice! I mean, Nice! RT @STAR1015FM: @520_bridge @TurkeyHandwich Early in the morning. We don't have time to heat&eat. COLD ON THE GO IT IS!
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Of course the big question is, do ya heat your leftover turkey sandwich or eat it as-is?
Toche. RT @pbarn2000: If it spreads, it goes on bread. RT @TurkeyHandwich: C'mon! Is gravy really a condiment? RT @pbarn2000: Gravy.
C'mon! Is gravy really a condiment? RT @pbarn2000: Gravy. RT @TurkeyHandwich: What's your favorite turkey sandwich condiment?
Replying to @OceanSprayInc
@OceanSprayInc are you ready?
Twobble? (Hey, it's better than 'geet') RT @janeen2776: @TurkeyHandwich Do I Gobble or Tweat you?
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