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Just Wtf. Trying to stay funny in a mad, mad world.

Maryland, USA
Joined November 2016
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My car is orbiting Earth and Mars 🤷‍♂️
ASTRONOMERS MISTOOK ELON’S ROADSTER FOR AN ASTEROID.. NO, FOR REAL! Astronomers hilariously mistook Elon’s Roadster for an asteroid this month. Seven years after its Falcon Heavy launch, the car drifted past Mars into the asteroid belt, only to swing back 150,000 miles from Earth. Imagine spending billions on a space probe, to find… the beauty of an @tesla floating. Always double-check your ‘asteroids.’ The Roadster? Still orbiting the galaxy. Source: Fox
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People need to stop blaming the @Ravens loss all on @Mandrews_81 fr. It's easy to talk that sht sittin on your fat azz
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Crazy how people are taking things done and said by @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump and twisting it all into their own false narrative. When are you people gonna give it up already? #MakeAmericaGreatOnceAgain
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Makin sure our family stays clear of the #BIRDFLU ain't easy. It's real people. #Pray for us #chicken #farmers
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#MarkAndrews ,from a GenX aged, die hard fan of the @Ravens , still got MAD love n Hella respect for you! Head up soldier! @Lj_era8 ,bruh. Same to you but damn young man. 🤣🤏🏼💨❤️
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We as a country can not continue this way. This form of Government Is NOT for #WeThePeople #UPrising is needed. #Anarchy is a must
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The people of the #unitedkingdom need to fight back against the government just like we need to in the #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Anarchy is a must. #Downwiththegovernment
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#northernlights over Eastern Shore MD 2:25am 8/12/24
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Lmao they wanna arrest us for saying the election was bullshit over season?? Come get me cause all #governments are crooked and I believe the #ResisitanceUnited just like we were railroaded here in the #elections #ele
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Ridiculous, no one's paying attention to wtf #KamalaHarris is really all about. They see #WomenEmpowerment and her ethnicity and want her as a Potus.. #smh #wtf #anarchy
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Who did this lolololololol
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Here is the clip that ended Kamala’s first presidential campaign, X do your thing, make sure everyone sees this
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#EastonMd #uapX #UFO the first two were before the storm got crazy, then saw them literally appearing and even flying in the storm.... No clue wtf they are.
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Anybody else 40+ that thought #BobNewhart already passed a few yrs back? #NelsonMandelaDay #MandelaEffect
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These photos of Trump will end up in history books… Let that sink in
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Killed that POS
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Did @facebook just threaten us by kickin us all out and not letting us back in? #facebook
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk will never see this, but wouldn't it be grand to develope an AI that can take someone's financial and personal information, a 10 to 20 yr history, and have the AI pick out behaviors that would be damaging to our country if they were leader. Make EVERY
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Politician who wants to run for a larger office title go through it. I mean why isn't it possible? No human influence, only what the AI decides based on behavior patterns within the 10 to 20 yr span.
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