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"I'm trying. Not hard. But I'm trying." FERP Yet another Ender child. Lesbian, ships with chem. RTs for cuties are good for your health.

"I remember when I didn't know that my dad eats ass. Those were good times."

Casually gives the wife some pie.

Looks around. Makes a pie. Refuses to let anybody have any.

Sigh. "Fine. You can come and carry the bags." xitter.cf/PureBladeLeiko/status/…

Just left the house to buy soup. Only intended to interact with the person selling the soup. Hides from all other human interaction.

"You're telling me that a blonde guy with a braid and his suit of armor brother doing science the ethical way isn't interesting?"

"I should get You for this. She's better at self defense if she needs it. ...And she's not pregnant. ...As far as I know."

"Oh, nothing much~ Just thinking of testing if you're a man of your word~"

"..." Evil grin.

"...I might be the only sibling who hasn't changed their name. I mean, even You added that u to her name..."

"...I take it all back. We're getting Shrug counseling."

"Gonna go ahead and give her the benefit of the doubt at the very least."

"...My sister's pregnant, too? ...Who do I need to stab?"

Fun fact- Not's middle name is Really.

"Nyet? That's ridiculous even by Mom's standards."

"Justice doesn't include putting salt in people's eyes. . . . Unless they deserve it.

"...I'm honestly Not happy that I'm Not the evil sibling. . . . And yes, I'm aware that I used my name in place of the traditional not."

Evil grin at her dad. "DAB IF YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS!"

Huggles @DracoMinima. "Hey grandma~ Before you grandma hug me to death, keep in mind that you'll be a great-grandma in about eight months."

"You know what else is an expression? 'You are what you eat.' . . . I'm grounding myself for that implication."