Victim of the BIG STEAL who tweets when on the john @BreakingBurgh is my friend
Toilet In Mar-a-Lago, FL
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About to move on a Big Mac like a bitch - may even make it a threesome!
#LikaABitch #BigMac #McDonalds #threesomefun
Going to call General Robert E. Lee later today to personally express my dismay that they took his statue down. Maybe even invite him for dinner at Mar-a-Lago!
#RobertELee #GeneralLee #ConfederateStatues #LostCause #TrumpIsATerrorist #TrumpsTaliban
Sounds like my people! #KingOfTheMorons
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Much to grab onto here! #COVIDIOTS
My idea to pull out of Afghanistan was terrible. So terrible! #TrumpsTaliban #Afghanistan #JustBlameTheOtherGuy
But I was on a permanent vacation for four years! Stupid Lauren!!! #HotDumb #JustHowILikeThem #GrabYouAnyTime #LaurenBoebert
Even though I was totally reinstated as President yesterday I've decided to govern from Mar-a-lago instead of the White House and to take a lowkey approach with the current cabinet left intact! #ReinstatementFail #ReinstatementDay
ima grab u one day lauren! #HotDumb
I just need to say 'Reinstated' three time and scratch my balls and I'm President again! #ReinstatementDay
Pleased to be able to say that my beautiful reinstatement was even more successful than my first term!!! #ItsTrue #ReinstatementDay #LoserInChief
Even I know South Dakota doesn't border Mexico. Love that Kristi! So Cute & So Stupid! Just the way I like them!!! #KristiNoem #HotDumb #Geography
Border patrol officers are grateful for the extra support at the border.
@GregAbbott_TX has maximized available resources in Texas and Republican governors like @KristiNoem are stepping up to fill the void created by the Biden administration's inaction.
