My tapes are so great, why would I share them with anyone? Makes me smart.

Americans, you’re doing a really bad job at loving me. You’re fired!

We will have a beautiful tax reform and my supporters will pay for it. Beautiful.

I love Twitter for its character limit. So relatable. Beautiful.

Don't take me literally, I obviously meant exactly what I said.

I heard people are dying because Republicans brainwash people into believing that proper healthcare contradicts ”liberty.”

Repeal and replace. Me. Please.

Who would have thought that hellcare would be so complicated.

I was told I only get the best staff Russia has to offer. Very disappointing. Sad.

Nobody in Sweden knows the Swedish security advisor that appeared on Fox today. That’s how bad the situation is in Sweden! Sad.

I want to thank myself

I also have the best apostrophe’s

Just look at Sweden! The native furniture is so scared it has begun to assemble itself!

And everyone knows it.

So-called schmo-called!