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Mourinho warned us about United’s “football heritage” in 2018 & nothing’s changed yet
Average players stay for years, expensive signings flop, and managers take the blame
Poor recruitment, no accountability, no long-term planning
The problem was never just the managers
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2 ways to look at it:
1. You don't win anything with kids
2. Future is bright, have patience
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This used to be Carrickball last season 😢 now its Ipswich 😭
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The fact we needed 5 defenders for a full 90 minutes against Leeds to get a 1-1 draw....😭😭
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The magic number of points required for #PremierLeague survival is 40.
At current form (7 points in 7 games) we will be relegated at the end of the season (FYI Carrick)
Maybe a relegation is needed for that master reset 🤔
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Everyone can relax!
CARRICK WILL NOT BE SACKED regardless of the result today
He needs time to implement his ideas
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INEOS probably came with good intentions but their priorities have changed.
New priority: build a new stadium
Original priority: win league by 2028
Money over 'win at all cost' is a massive change in culture
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Its funny how the data team was hyped up by INEOS and labeled as one of the best in the world.
Bro, have you seen Brighton’s recruitment? Or bayern, barca, etc? 🤦♂️
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I personally thought we needed a striker last summer not as a backup to Sesko, but to replace him in the starting XI.
This was more important than a LB & may cost us our #ChampionsLeague spot next season 😕
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Mbeumo, Lammens, Tielemans, Baleba, Yoro had been decent so far
Bruno, Amad and Santos needs to step up
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25 minutes played & Leeds look like the better team.
United had been absolutely flat and seems clueless at times.
I hope this changes later
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Please @ManUtd dont let Leeds get a red card. Mbeumo man up 😭😭
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United loan deal incoming #MUFC
Viktor Gyokeres is ready to quit Arsenal and is set to push for a January exit, @TEAMtalk understands.
teamtalk.com/arsenal/viktor-…
We believe you. Hopefully it is enough to get a win and boost confidence 🙏
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Rashford? 🤔 #MUFC
🚨📊Manchester United’s top goal contributors this season (2026/27):
🥇Bruno Fernandes — 4 goals, 1 assist (5 G/A)
🥈Bryan Mbeumo — 3 goals, 1 assist (4 G/A)
🥉Matheus Cunha — 2 goals, 2 assists (4 G/A)
• Benjamin Sesko — 2 G/A
• Youri Tielemans — 2 G/A
• Patrick Dorgu — 2 G/A
• Mason Mount — 1 G/A
• Luke Shaw — 1 G/A
• Lisandro Martínez — 1 G/A
• Shea Lacey — 1 G/A
We need a LOT more goals from this squad!
Hopefully this doesn't change 🤭 #MUFC
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Hey Pep, fall out with City and come to United. We desperately need a proper manager, and you finally get the chance to prove you can conquer Manchester without cheat codes
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🇫🇷 Didier Dechamps, 57, is a free agent. He can also do a great job
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