That is what concerns me about Trump: immense military power combined with a reckless judgement and a massive ego that cannot tolerate backing down. A catastrophic miscalculation will cost billions of ordinary people their lives.

THE CIRCUS IS STILL HERE. THE AUDIENCE HAS FUCKED OFF.

64 measures, Robert? Start with a tape measure you could’ve booked a smaller fucking hall.😂

I, for one, am enjoying this tedious bastard’s humiliation. Picked a fight with the Conservatives, fancied himself the next prime minister, and now he’s addressing the furniture.

Nigel, blaming your staff because people won’t turn up for your bollocks is fucking pathetic. You want to run Britain but can’t take responsibility for a room. Even the empty chairs have had enough of your self-important bullshit.

“The workers’ party”? What a load of bollocks. A slogan isn’t a payslip, Suella. Where are the costings, who qualifies, and who picks up the bill? Workers deserve answers, not another Farage sales pitch.

How dare you lecture Ukraine about peace, Musk? you ordered Starlink coverage cut while Ukrainian forces were fighting to reclaim their own land. Want the killing to stop? Tell Putin to withdraw his troops. Demand that Russia ends its invasion. Ukraine deserves freedom, security and a peace it chooses. Spare us the sanctimonious bullshit. Put your demands to the aggressor.

PUTIN, EUROPE IS NOT YOURS TO BULLY. UKRAINE IS NOT YOURS TO TAKE.

The Nazis used “socialist” branding to attract workers while violently opposing Marxism, abolishing independent trade unions and persecuting socialists. Hitler led a far-right dictatorship. All that money, and this is the depth of your argument?

I can sleep far more comfortably with a Conservative government than gamble this country’s future on Farage’s promises. Britain needs serious government. The country is too precious for a protest vote.

Taxing ambition, punishing employers and borrowing against our children’s future is economic vandalism. Britain needs spending discipline and the backbone to back business. Kemi must hammer that case home. Conservatives should fight to make Britain richer, without apology.

“They’ve given nothing to us.” What the fuck do you want, Donald? A thank you card from a bomb shelter? A standing ovation from someone who’s lost their legs? A bereaved mother to explain why her child’s freedom deserves your support? Ukraine is fighting for its survival, and you’re talking like a petty debt collector annoyed that the victims haven’t tipped you. All that power, all that swagger, and this is the moral judgement you offer. You demand gratitude from people enduring an invasion. You deserve their contempt.

I suspect he’s not the only one coming back and we might need to put a bigger welcome mat out. Welcome home! Reform promised the earth; apparently the return ticket was the best bit. 🇬🇧

WHEN SELF-PRESERVATION GOES TERRIBLY WRONG.

After tonight’s ITV documentary, don’t be surprised if “taking back control” becomes “taking the next flight.” ✈️