He/Him Blerd

Joined November 2019
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This is how conservatives roast ppl on here.
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WHEN UR GOATS NOT WASHED
Smash Bros. director Masahiro Sakurai warns AI could lead to unoriginal, unplayable games nintendoeverything.com/smash…
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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when i remove my phone from do not disturb and find out no one actually disturbed me
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POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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Dudes be 3 strokes in talkin about, “this mine”. Calm down Christopher Columbus you just got here.
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One thing I’ll hand to AI is that I’ve gotten so used to AI slop that now when I see bad art made by a human I think it is cute and endearing
Deadass kill your artist dawg
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My full review for Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is out!
"Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is easily the best film I saw at TIFF 2026 and one of the best films of the year, period." cgmagonline.com/review/movie… #YourMother #TIFF2026 #TIFF
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Mamdani could have easily stopped the pro-Palestine protests by simply becoming a Republican.
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“yo dude this game is fun you should play it” “not until I check the metacritic score, steam charts, budget rumors, earnings per share as of last fiscal quarter”
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Not to political post but a lot of american leftists are so obsessed with virtue signaling theyre ready to turn on the single best hope for a future of socialism because the mayor of the biggest city in a country run by zionists has to stand stone faced with the government
Mamdani is stone-faced as the protesters call him a traitor and sellout.
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If someone starts arguing with you about how good or bad a video game is, and they lead with sales figures, profits, and steam peak or current concurrent players, don't even engage. They are not serious and have lost the entire plot. It's tiring at this point.
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if zohran isn’t good enough for the left then i have genuinely terrible news
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andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male
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When the 5-man split screen shot happens in The Furious
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Me canceling my HBO Max subscription once #LANTERNS end tomorrow
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When the 5-man split screen shot happens in The Furious
genuinely what warrented this reaction
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this was his 2 weeks notice
25 years ago today, *NSYNC released the music video for “Gone”
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FDR texting at 3am:
Would you fuck a nigga in a wheelchair ?
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