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Broccoli
Joined December 2012
Wtf does “Original Height” mean? Like, they were a baby originally
Replying to @EvanMahoney_
Old men shrink. They’re not lying they just give their original height. Not that deep.
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Stay in school kids.
aren't you concerned that the left window is going at like 270km/h and the right window only at like 50km/h?
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Factoring in the average weight of MAGA, this could take over a year
BREAKING: A group of 6 MAGA fans in Louisiana have just launched a hunger strike they vow will go on until E. Jean Carroll gives back the $5.6 million Donald Trump was forced to give her, or they starve to death.
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Wondered why Ronaldo was starting when Portugal has better options. Then realized it’s so he could get the record for most World Cups scored in… Imagining finishing your career as a Make-A-Wish kid. Messi would never
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Forgive me if I don’t take the guy with the MAGA hat at his word
EXCLUSIVE: The guy "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson beat up on video is explaining how the fight started in the first place.
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Ronnie Taylor started the altercation by standing in the middle of the road wanting Alan Ritchson to hit him with his motorcycle. x.com/i/status/20363…
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You ever been to Mexico?
Why don’t Christians name themselves Jesus just like how Muslims name themselves Muhammad?
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Jesus is a common name in Spanish speaking countries. OP is likely engagement farming. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_(na…
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Someone could post a cure for cancer and get less likes and views than this girl taking a dump
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Kind of “On the nose” Twitter handle
1/1 Last night I had what they’re calling a stroke … my mom found me in the shower and I don’t remember what time I went in (maybe 4) to get ready for work, but she got home at 7 PM … Was taken to Advocate Condell Medical Center in Libertyville.
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If you thought New York was going to overturn that, then their quickness to not overturn it can’t surprise you. #Worlds2025
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How about not being a coward and turning on your replies?
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Nooooooo!!! The @FBI is coming after my beloved Toronto Rangers!!! #WeTheRangers
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Cool. Now go off on fans cheering a player on the ground, hurt. You know, the classless stuff
Replying to @JRodFanClub
It’s called winning with class. I thought Canadians of all people would have it but apparently they’re just as god awful of a fanbase as the entire AL East.
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This is literally a list showing the top teams in payroll, winning the World Series all but once 🤦‍♂️
Payroll of every World Series champion since 2010: 2010: 10th 2011: 9th 2012: 7th 2013: 3rd 2014: 7th 2015: 13th 2016: 5th 2017: 17th 2018: 1st 2019: 7th 2020: 1st 2021: 10th 2022: 8th 2023: 4th 2024: 3rd But I was told the team that spends the most money wins every year 🤔
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Typical of Toronto Maple Leafs reporters. Made sure he got the video for the bad part, but just a casual tweet for the good stuff. No wonder no one respects any of the writers, they can only get people to read their stuff when they shit post
Crowd leans of the two-run shot and starts cheering immediately.
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When you have to shitpost to get engagement because your comedy routine sucks
WTF. This is Canada not India.
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The right loves to compare apples to oranges. It’s simply because they’re too stupid to know the difference
What would happen if a mayor announced that he was setting up "IRS Free Zones" where businesses and individuals would be exempt from all federal taxes and any IRS agents who came to collect would be barred from the premises? How quickly after that announcement would the mayor be in handcuffs and sitting in a prison cell? Would he even last an hour? These are rhetorical questions of course. We all know the answer.
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Forgive Ben. He’s new to baseball
It’s honestly insane to watch Shohei Ohtani walk from bullpen to the dugout then put on his helmet and head to the plate.
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“How can I get the kind of money that Charlie grifted out of these suckers?”
Here’s Erika Kirk taking the stage. What is she thinking right now?
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. @ ThePope Come get your boy…. He’s speaking in demon tongues
Cardinal Timothy Dolan on Fox & Friends on Charlie Kirk: "This guy is a modern day St Paul. He was a missionary, he's an evangelist, he's a hero. He's one I think that knows what Jesus meant when he said 'the truth will set you free.'"
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