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Trophy Wives

@TrophyWives
 The Kitchen.
Joined February 2012
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I wish I could find a job in the real world where I could bake and cook all day.
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@BamasFinestTFM I'd go with knocked up since you'll probably be knocked up sooner or later.
@BamasFinestTFM @fratdaddytfm really? Because I heard you accuse them of rape.
Jealous of everyone in Carolina today.
I feel like my cover letters and resumes would get more attention if I could send baked goods in with them.
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Always being the one guys want to marry in fuck, marry, kill.
Somedays a girl just needs to eat cupcakes and watch movies with her sisters.
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In class and I made out with both guys sitting behind me in the past week. Ugh.
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Jen Rogers@jennn01824 Mar 2012
it's sad how much i love the movie Stepford Wives... #dreamlife #trophywife
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Middle aged sexy man in a sexy truck? I can be a good #trophywife
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Katrina Funder@kFunder726 Mar 2012
I'm gonna be just like Gabby from Desperate Housewives when I'm Older!!! #trophywife #shopaholic
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“@robcam93: Getting pulled over with your girlfriend in the car and have her get you out of the ticket #trophywife”
Cleaning my house today. #TrophyWife #DaddyRaisedMeRight
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J. Marie@jax_mariee_26 Mar 2012
I used to say I wanna be a teacher when I grow up. Did that. Now I wanna be a trophywife. #trophywifeintraining
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#OPI Strawberry Margarita is my signature color. #trophywife #pink #Barbie
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Bruce@a__schiebs1427 Mar 2012
Why go to school when I want to be a#trophywife? All I need to know is how to cook,clean, and treat my man well.
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