Satire | Trolls | Memes | Parody. Follow for Unfiltered Trolls on FC Mobile, Any Card, Any Player. We spare none.
Joined November 2025
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The community has misunderstood this game.
It was never about OVR, stats, gameplay breakdowns or performance analysis. The core idea was simple: give football fans a chance to play with legends on a mini pitch.
It was about saying, I’m playing with R9.
It was about defending with Maldini and getting happy.
Now people spend hours debating stats, grinding endlessly, turning a game into their entire personality.
That was never the true spirit of FIFA.
My only advice? Don’t let a game become your life.
Enjoy the cards. Enjoy the moments.
But don’t invest your braincells like it’s a stock market.
It’s just a game.
PS- Not a hate comment to anyone (A general POV)
🚨STORE PACKS RETURN IN FC MOBILE🚨
But guess what?
Your favourite company made them even better.
4000 FCP for a 115-117. 🤡
Huge W for F2P Players
Thanks EA 👏🏼
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
Kevin de bruyne in H2H #fcmobile
0 Goals/Assists
1/9 Passes Completed
67 Hairflicks
3x Hair gel applied
Mogged by courtois 💀
Give me freedom give me fire
Give me Halaaand or I retire
Da BROWNIE 🥶🥶🥶
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
#CharlieKirk in FC Mobile ?
EA SPORTS are never beating the allegations.
To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein, jeevacation@gmail.com
Feb. 27 2026, 6:35 pm
EA Sports nice guys should invite them soon.
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles #FCMobile
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
🚨PRIME ICON IN LEAGUE REWARDS🚨
Standing Ovation to @EASFCMOBILE
For dropping a "generational" meta card 👏🏼👏🏼
6 weeks of grind just to get dogwalked
by the worst Gullit card ever.
Cambiasso❌
CanBeAssio✅
Repost if League store needs fixing.🛠️
My friend Touched 250 Stars in H2H......
On Two Accounts 💀
Is this Skill.....
or unemployment 😭😭
Let him know 👇🏼
Reply with your Progres and Stars.
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
New Day, New Cruyff 💎
Minimal Upgrade
Maximum Milking 🤑🤑
EA SPORTS- It's in the Bank 💸💰
@tutiofifa @JONALDINHOtm
Welcome to the new event CLAPPED Legends
where EA Milks Legends and You get "CLAPPED"
Event Features:
117 OVR, 17 Pace
Aura > Output
Prime Names, Washed Engines
Pack probability of 0.00069%
“Trust the 100 draft Process”
—Mikel EArteta
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
Sophie Rain in FC Mobile 💫💫
Cant Run
Cant finish
Cant dribble
Desert Eagle 🥶🥶🥶
Pace Gimmick in holy 2026 😭
@JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa
Mbappe owners after writing essays on
'Mbappe > Shevchenko'😭😂
@JONALDINHOtm @PhanMinhHauFFM
UTOTY CR7- BROKEN BOX
UTOTY CR7
116-117 TOTY player (UTOTY)
51x FC Draft Voucher
20x UTOTY draft voucher
112+ tradable, 113+ tradable
2.2k rank up Token
22.5k gems
1B Coins
Worth every penny ✅
(FCM Vietnam)- Miles better than FCM Global.
@JONALDINHOtm @PhanMinhHauFFM
108 Vini Jr. 🇧🇷
Cant run
Cant shoot
Cant dribble
A Card from the Jurassic era 🦕
Yet Somehow....
More acceleration than 117 Vini Jr.
Washed game
Washed skill points.
@JONALDINHOtm
EA SPORTS SUMMARY:
Add MANY new cards to the game.
Make obtaining resources more difficult.
Add good cards to secondary events that will compete with the main event in terms of resource consumption
Put the most hyped and absurd cards in the box, costing at least 24,000 FP.
Rio FrauDinand - Podcast Merchant
Cant run
Cant defend
Cant score
Maldini didnt need a mic,
He let his tackles do the interviews.
"Romero is a liability..."
Coming from a liability, even in a game 😭😭
Marco WASHED Basten 😶🌫️
Cant Run
Cant Dribble
Cant Shoot
Overhyped by mvb fangirls 💖
Grandpa's heel to heel days are gone 😭
#fcmobile26 #FC26
