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Former South African cricketer Dale Steyn went unrecognised by staff at a street cricket set-up in the US at the T20 World Cup.
Steyn took 439 Test wickets, but listened patiently to the instructions he was given before demonstrating his talents. Even then however, he was still given pointers on how to improve …
First cricket game of the season for me, dodge knee, plastic back BUT contact lenses went in first time on both eyes! I know, right! Maybe a portent for the day…. Updates they happen..
Emptying bins, 18 bday earlier this week, this was on the back of the envelope from the card her sister (19) gave her.. I think this is the sort of love I have passed on🤔🤣❤️
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🚨Looking for a Cambs/Suffolk lower grade fixture on Saturday 11th May for our 4thXI 🚨 We can’t host but are ready to travel and share costs. Please get in touch. @CFixturelist @TheFixtureMan @ClubCricketConf @CCACricket
Hotel breakfast, cut some bread too thick for the toaster so here I am struggling through dense, brown very crusty bread with butter and jam. I should be treating me better than this at my age😞 – at Freising, Germany
Didn’t give it a sniff but what do we reckon it smells like? Unwashed PE kit that’s been stuffed in the school back for weeks? Notes of the lost property bin? A finish of hint of pubescent sweat?

















