In honor of full on trenching and grinding, @stoolpresidente, the $TRIXAR team has deviated from their normal programming to produce the best, most official, #JAILSTOOL commercial on Twitter. See you at 3 billion.

Thank God the Gulf of America isn’t near Maine!

I heard there is a new Director over at the @FBI

The San Andreas isn’t the main thing at FAULT in California, do you know what I mean?

Coming to a theater near you 🎥 “The Hangover: $TRIXAR World Peace Edition” What happens in Vegas, might just bring peace to the world! You never know who you’ll see run into in Sin City. Full length out 🔜

We have something exclusive. Something elusive. Something everyone in the world should have a little bit of - and we are bringing it back BIGLY! If you’re buying, we are selling! Welcome to the COMMON SENSE party!

There is no where you can run and no where you can hide… we have Starlink Satellites and Senior Adviser ‘Big Balls’ to clean up the mess! Oh, and that @elonmusk guy, he’s pretty smart too.

If you want real news, not any of that fake news crap, I suggest you guys check out my man @Ashcryptoreal ! He reports the news before it’s public, it’s almost as if he’s from the future! And he’s always right! What a guy! He will be a key piece in Making America Great Again!

This space needs a man like @stoolpresidente , he’s a good guy. One of the few good guys left. Glad to have you here, Dave. $TRIXAR will take good care of you.

The vibes in the TG are immaculate.

These four years are going to be animated. $TRIXAR At least Kanye's commercial was more entertaining than the half time show. Yeah, I said it. Make it past my security and come say something.

$100k for best #Jailstool commercial? Challenge fucking accepted, buddy. Do we plow it into $TRIXAR if we win?

I'll have you know @stoolpresidente called me first instead of @rasmr_eth. His entire plan is to rotate into $TRIXAR at 500m. I told him to CTO a coin and he did it while I was spraying my tan on. It's ok, I'll top blast $10m in like @AR15CRYPTO did no sweat.

Less than 24 hours and @stoolpresidente is back and can’t sleep. What did we say?

I've been told, $TRIXAR is here to make the trenches great AGAIN! Starring: @kanyewest,@HalieyWelchX, @Banks, @frankdegods, @stoolpresidente, @AR15CRYPTO, and @LexaproTrader, and today's runner #BIGBALLS.

Davey you had a chance to do it right and send it to 3B (not 70B like me, sorry you're small time). The first hit is free in the trench. You'll be back. You should have just bought and held $TRIXAR.

Nothing to say here except $TRIXAR