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Two years ago this woman told me in the middle of a date that she couldn’t take me seriously because I was wearing a (fucking dope as hell) Hawaiian shirt. This weekend she married a bald dude wearing a camo tux. Life comes at you fast
Drinking coffee and watching the rain on a private beach might be the best way to wake up. Honeymoons are cool
Shoutout to Joe from @voiceswrestling flagship for the brown bunny reference. Some of us got it, and we appreciate you
YESSSSSS time for my favorite ADHD kid podcast with @TheBrayD and @JordanBeatwell
Watching Game of Thrones with Carson is amazing. She’s spent the first 4 episodes going “if they kill X I quit” about everyone and just like girl…you really have no idea what you’re in for
I just want to reiterate, if I have any friends who can’t camp in the state of Tennessee, they are more than welcome to come camp in oregon and crash at my tent.
As of today, Tennessee’s abortion trigger ban becomes law.
Attorney David Raybin on legal exceptions: "This is not an exception. This an affirmative defense that the doctor has to prove to the satisfaction of the jury by a preponderance of the evidence.”
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Just so we’re abundantly clear. The left still doesn’t like the FBI. Don’t get it twisted.
Today has just been a generally rough day, but binging @Wendigoon8 videos makes it better
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I visited Mang0 at the hospital. He was 85 years old and dying. I said “hey you’re Mang0, the last remaining God.” He instinctively reached out to bless me, but I pushed his lips away. “Not now,” I whispered, “it's time for you to return home.” He smiled and I pulled the plug.
I’ve got the apartment to myself for the next 10 days so you know what that means 😏😏😏
That’s right, I’m gonna watch two horror movies to reclaim my independence then spend the next 9 days and 20 hours wishing Carson was home













