i’m just a girl, xo 💕

Joined September 2011
Will forever be that bitch ✨
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do I even respond to this? I’m so freaking embarrassed 😭😭
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Told these folks I’ll go out & I’m sitting here rubbing my feet together
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My mama calling & asking when ima drop my baby off. Chile I’m probably not about to 😂🫩
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Looks disgusting.
DaBaby shows his 30 minute gumbo recipe
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
let him enjoy it because he got bout five years before it’s time to start waking up at 8am for the rest of his life
Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.
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I know a manipulated situation when I see one. Wasn’t shit prepaid
he cancelled our anniversary dinner because i wanted to feel spoiled for ONE night
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
Imagine u miss a payment and it flies back to the dealership 😂😂
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
YOU AINT SMELL THAT SHIT?!
I just realized I left chicken in the microwave 10 days ago and completely forgot about it. y’all think it’s still good to eat? 😭
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
Why is 2009 starting to look like 1980s 😭
I need a pencil (2009)
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I gotta start buying my kid forces 3-4 pair at a time. 1st day wearing em & look like he done had em 5 years
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Granted, we went to the pumpkin patch that was dusty & dirty asl….
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Update: WHOOPED MY ASS
Trial pilates class Saturday. So excited 🤭
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
If you didn’t purchase any of them why would you care lmao
i met a lady on a plane who was occupying 3 seats. i’m genuinely curious, did she buy all 3 tickets or how does this work? 🤔
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
Monday mornings gonna start looking like this
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
people just want healthcare
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
Entènèt sa 🤣🤣🤣
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT
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I’m this old.
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virgo ☮︎ retweeted
We’re failing children. These are standard first grade skills.
ohh no I get why they fail 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️isn’t this kinda too difficult for Grade 1s?
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First time this happens to me I’m getting physical
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