The 69th Horseman of the Apocalypse

Halo Lore This guy, he’s thinks he gonna be the big genius, but The devil is dead and I can prove it. Just look at my childhood home on google earth, You’ll see the chair I met him in. You gotta burn the hive or they sure will get revenge. Lost helmet $2 reward

II Coordinates, Verse 44: Then Jesus said, mind your own motherfuck’in business, I don’t need to show my butthole to a literal star to get a boner Bitch you would know that If you ate less ponytail food! Now go get me 2 Baja tacos before I break your legs

Clan Chat Sailors You sent me your pic. Facts I remember about your pic - 2. You were on the boat You’re a sailor boi No, you’re a fabulous sailor moon Part time sailor Jupiter Aye, Aye Dirty Sailor Boy Dock Jock 100% of your photos are near or near water I am not a power bottom

Auld Lang Syne In the old days when we all shoved tombstones up our ass, He invented a man he wanted to fuck people with. Don’t you want to know what the prison preacher said? Never forget what a piece of ass you could be; But beware of the old spirits that haunt it.