An arboriculturist, part time martial artist and dedicated trencherman - prone to occasional Twitter outbursts

Surrey
Joined February 2010
We would be much better off if all these ridiculous ‘think tanks’ would just disappear overnight. Get a proper job!
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Is it possible to stop these annoying USA accents on these annoying little videos all over social media?
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Treemonkey retweeted
Holy shit this cartoon.
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When you realise they lied about going to the opera just to get you to the vet.
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Why did I keep seeing weird spam posts involving Stacey Soloman?
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Trump punishing Elon musk for having a go at his friend Nigel Farage (I saw this now you have to)
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Louise Haigh resigned as U.K. transport secretary and the Tories seized the moment to attack Labour with this statement: “Louise Haigh has done the right thing in resigning. It is clear she has failed to behave to the standards expected of an MP." Two words- brass neck
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The Tories didn’t put a single penny aside to keep the bus price cap beyond this December. Not a single penny. Yet another instance of the Tory economic incompetence that led us to the £22bn black hole. Promises and gimmicks butter no parsnips.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Nigel Farage slams Labour politicians who travel to America to campaign during the presidential election. “It is totally unacceptable and anyone who has ever done it should go to jail.”
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#PoliticsLive This is the BBC's political editor; Chris Mason. Does it matter that he's paid approximately £100,000 more than the Prime Minister and approximately £90,000 more than Sue Gray?
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Treemonkey retweeted
Replying to @itsme_urstruly
We need to learn this dog
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Richard Tice defends public servant Nigel Farage's huge salary ... and condemns state sector pay rises for ordinary people... Less than 5 minutes apart
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I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.
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So apparently God was on the side of Trump. I’m assuming he wasn’t on the side of the poor fireman who was shot and killed. Disgusting speech.
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And just like that… The Daily Mail became a supporter and enabler of economic migrants.
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We won't remember them.
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That’s grim
Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx
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"Don't forget" 14 years of Tory pain summed up in 41 seconds of pure fire. This is like watching Bruce Banner become the Hulk for the first time.
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The day that Glastonbury died
Fucks sake. Get some acid and lose your shoes like I did. Nerds.
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