I'll only choke you a little bit.
Treehouse Towers, USA
Joined December 2009
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We will all get through this.
Well, not all of us.
Some of us.
Maybe.
Honestly, it's too soon to tell.
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So there I was, in my front yard doing yard work. Minding my own business. A neighbor from 10 houses down the street comes walking briskly towards me. I just know it's going to be dumb.
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I stood there for what felt like an eternity, listening to a man lecture me about why he wouldn't bring his kid trick or treating to my door last night. It's because I was going to try and molest his kid's brain with the rainbow flag hanging below my American flag.
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"I've seen the movie 'Dumb And Dumber' more times than I've ever been to a doctor."
- Easy way to explain our government to a European person.
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Watched the only Dark Side of the Ring where I can call bullshit because I was there. Hahaha it's all a work, pals!
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After 36 hours, my neighborhood finally has electricity back. My neighbors who made fun of me for installing solar panels and batteries in my house 2 years ago have been kissing my ass while I charged phones and laptops lol.
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