@Tree_hugg
 San Diego, CA
Joined August 2020
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Replying to @fuukerori
it's cuz you're dreaming about having sex and when you cum in your dream you cum irl. it's like sword art online kinda
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If you pause Air Bud when the referee is flipping through the rulebook you can see it says “No Negro, Irish, or Chinese shall be permitted to play Basket-Ball”
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a guy just asked me if I have a twin brother and over the course of the conversation it became clear to me that sometimes he sees me around wearing a hat and sometimes he sees me around not wearing a hat
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jake@wormpullerAug 8
[At the Chinese spot after I get paid] What’s the rank above general
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humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
Jasmine 🌌🔭
@astro_jaz9 Apr 2024
we’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars. this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
Mars’s moon Phobos eclipsing the Sun.

ALT Mars’s moon Phobos eclipsing the Sun.

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My doctor after the prostate exam
Miou@Once4alllAug 17
Le Petit Soldat (1963) | Godard
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(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with) This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert. (The business men nod vigorously with approval)
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buddy dated an amputee one time, which is fine. you can do that. but then after they broke up he started dating another amputee
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"to failure" is such a funny term to me i'm gonna start applying it to non gym related contexts. like yea i'm going grocery shopping to failure later
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This is a proudly no kill womens shelter
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where most see a prolapsed asshole he sees a hidden mickey
kate@normal_regimiroAug 30
theyve got some bullshit on instagram
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Le mec que j’ai tué en 2025 à chaque fois que j’ose regarder un miroir
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Everyone calling them "freaky chinese lesbians" but to me, they're just people. Just a glimpse into how freaky, chinese, and lesbian my mind is
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nozed@nozed_Sep 9
#greenbean
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As a man you should leave the date with more money than when you started
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesMay 11
"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO
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SARDINE
@kjr0313May 13
beep beep get the fuck outta the road
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Was just given the company card
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