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I really hate trees, but I hate climate change more.
Help tackle climate change today.
theclimatecoalition.org/
Good morning. Just woke up, looked out my window and caught this emotional terrorists picking on some poor kid. Seriously how do people like trees???
Photosynthesis is just trees committing solar theft. They hog the sun, block my view, and then die dramatically all over everything I own.
Young African child taken hostage by tree, while onlookers can do nothing but watch in vain. I told you about these trees...pure EVIL
Are we forgetting that trees are literal biological terrorists. My condolences to all those affected by hayfever.















