Elaby Mackenzie

Guys. Hypnosis. Get on that shit. Fuck talk therapy. Hypnosis goes so hard.

I don’t wanna speak too soon but I went to hypnotherapy for confidence and an earring disorder and that shit is working

Finding AI fucking game-changing for someone who is going through a fair amount of inner turmoil

Just had two of the best ideas for my job. Omgggg they gonna have to give me a raise maannnn

S/o to the guy on the bus biting his nails and then spitting them out the door every time it opens. lol. Classy.

What scares me is how non-chefs/non-cooks handle rice loll like that shit is deadly

Yes I’m single but no I don’t want to be picked up at McDonald’s at 3am

Just went on a date that I was really excited about and the guy spent a long time talking about how he’s struggling to choose between the two other girls he’s seeing right now. Yay.

Sitting next to a random guy in the park who is just living his best solo-ice-cream-in-the-park-life. Influenced.

Just when you think you have made some friends, they start making plans with each other while in front you and don’t include you? lol will it ever end. What’s wrong with me?!

I need to stop going on dates with crackheads man. Like, WTF is wrong with me

Decided yesterday to go to a festival this weekend that I’ve been wanting to go to since moving to London. Going full gremlin mode.

Proud of myself for living free and spontaneously even though I struggle with insane anxiety most of the time

It is possible and highly likely that I just experienced one of the worst hookups of my life looollll

I just lit a cigarette inside a bus completely unaware of what I was doing loooll WTF

Cooking a 300-person popup on Wednesday and prepping for a street food comp. Still not the most technical chef, but being trusted with big visions—and proving to myself I can do hard things—means everything right now.

Can someone get me to a Loidis / Significant Other set out in the open air prontoooo