I know the last thing I need to do is announce my departure, but I'm out. Totally. I can't hang here with current leadership. Find me ... well... anywhere else. Except Mastodon. That's still awful.

Some of my friends are next level, y'all. 🤯

Full disclosure... I'm joining the webAI team in a week. But don't let my bias keep you from learning how to get started with webAI!

I give up.

There's a guy that looks exactly like me who is DJing some party in Zürich this weekend. If you're in the area, could you do me a solid and tell him to stop impersonating me?

Dear Citizens of Switzerland, I deeply apologize for my smelly, sweaty state after a full day of walking around Gruyères. It was not my imtention to bring my stench into the closed environments of your mass transit system, but it could not be helped. Signed, Odorous American

This is inspired.

Anyone at @xero - you have a user who has perhaps mistyped their email address, so all of their pay slips are being mailed to me. The only email addresses on your site are for media and careers inquiries. To whom can I send this info?

Definitely checking this out tomorrow. Distributable private models with a no-code workflow UI? Yes please.

I have never, in my entire life, had this kind of energy.

Dear @YouTube android UX designers... It is 2024. Can we please add an indicator to this button bar so people know you can slide it for more options?

I read the article yesterday, and perhaps former president Trump will be happy to know that after 21 years, my son with cerebral palsy died and freed up all that expense.

Greetings @elonmusk ! Now that you're not paying $45 mill/month to prop up Trump, I was thinking maybe you could send $1-2mill my way? Think of the positive press you'd get changing the life of a middle-aged wannabe DJ and his family. I'll even take it in DOGE. Just a thought.

This was a pretty good set, and also something of an audition for a wedding gig.

I beg of you, @beatport and @distrokid, find a way to flag this AI gen shit. You can sell it all you want, but give me a way to filter it out.