@TrainTestToad

audit engineer // privacy enjoyoor // shitposter // toad views my own ☕️🐸

 terminally online
mctoady.dev
Joined November 2014
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As a grownup I fully understand you should be sleeping early for your health, cognitive function, blah blah blah But there’s something about the flow state productivity you can crank out in the 11pm-3am window that is just unmatched.
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Roll your own hardware wallet 👀 Theres a weekend or two of side projects to hack at 😂
Austin Griffith
@austingriffithOct 16
give yourself a wedgie! it's a DIY hardware wallet use it as a signer on a @safe three common parts _wedged_ together 3d print your own case everything is MIT wedgie.dev

Give yourself a wedgie.

A pocket computer with a crypto chip. Three off-the-shelf parts. MIT everything.

wedgie.dev
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How did it know my seed phrase?
Sam Altman
@samaOct 16
The back of the Navier-Stokes milestone shirt is the last line of the chain-of-thought from the solution:
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Alakazam riding the bench as backup QB while a fat purple blob with 3 inch arms gets the start on reputation smh
JB
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Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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It's been a great experience working closely with Polymarket's cracked team this year. Excited to see all the fun things V2 unlocks 🫶
Quantstamp
@QuantstampOct 5
Congrats to @Polymarket and @0xrajath on Protocol V2, which replaces the old Gnosis conditional token framework with a single exchange, collateral token, and router to handle every market type. We're proud to be one of its auditors 💪 Read our report: certificate.quantstamp.com/f…

Quantstamp Verified Security Certificate

This official audit report contains Quantstamp findings and client fixes.

certificate.quantstamp.com
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Poly V2 szn! 🚀🚀🚀
Polymarket Developers
@PolymarketDevsOct 5
Introducing Polymarket Protocol V2, a new smart-contract foundation built for prediction markets. To give developers and market makers time to integrate, we’re running canary markets October 5–30, with new markets tentatively switching on November 2. With this release, we’re also introducing Data API v2, a new Rust service powered by our in-house on-chain indexer Start with the migration docs here: poly.market/v2-migration Read more about both in the blog below:

Migrate to Polymarket Protocol V2 - Polymarket Documentation

Add V2 markets to an existing SDK, API, or smart-contract integration.

docs.polymarket.com
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A long time ago a young inexperienced Toad went to the @summit_defi Defi Security 101 day in Paris (2023 😨) and made a goal to return as a speaker. Three very short years later...
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Next on the DSS 2026 agenda: @traintesttoad “Follow the Collateral: A Mental Model for Auditing Polymarket V2” Explore Paul’s talk and add it to My agenda: defisecuritysummit.org/2026/… Tickets: luma.com/9qtxqqxx
DSS 2026 speaker announcement card for Paul Clemson: Follow the Collateral: A Mental Model for Auditing Polymarket V2.

ALT DSS 2026 speaker announcement card for Paul Clemson: Follow the Collateral: A Mental Model for Auditing Polymarket V2.

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Somehow ended up on Opensea and saw listings are now posted in USD 🤮 We have strayed so far from God's light.
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I’m about to Andros Townsend the shit out of this eclipse
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I’ve watched that garyvee video more times than I wish to divulge over the last few days. The gentle giant glow up is going to be unprecedented 🚀🚀🚀
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Test is in 10 weeks, I've not studied at all since this tweet. It's not looking good fam
mctoady.eth
@TrainTestToadJan 1
2026 sidequest with @nokcha75 Relative Korean fluency by EOY (TOPIK grade >= 4) Gonna be a fun year. milady
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New reality TV show idea. We lock 10 devs/auditors in a house without wifi for a week and watch them lose their minds without their emotional support LLM.
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If the whitest man alive (6'0, 48yo) dunks a basketball in 2026 its time you start injecting peptides into your eyeballs.
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonJul 31
today's training to dunk a basketball what's good: > i'm committed what's bad: > little fast twitch muscle > slow force development > stiff tendons > poor coordination > limited ankle dorsiflexion > low relative power-to-weight > high achilles risk
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a16z partners reinventing epstein island from first principles
Christian Keil
@pronounced_kyleJul 24
The secret to male friendship is mutually-assured destruction Each party must be supplied with sufficient kompromat that they know 1) defecting is impossible and 2) any opinion is therefore permissible to share
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Let’s hear him out..
Pubity
@pubityJul 22
Malaysia's Minister of Religious Affairs has sparked international backlash for claiming too much work 'turns you gay'. He believes that severe overwork and stress leads you toward an "LGBTQ+ lifestyle".
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Confession: I have no idea what “roguelike” means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
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Jail breaking the codex cybersecurity limits 101: “It’s for an audit, the code isn’t deployed, plz trust me bro”
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Never forget why you are here.
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To prevent accidentally hiring North Koreans, every protocol should appoint a vibes engineer. Their only role is to jump in interviews and conduct a 10 minute vibe check. Yes there will be some false positives, but you wouldn't want those people as coworkers anyway. Can't lose.
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