Greedy, pressing the stop/go button whilst being overpaid (satire for the dimwits)
England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2017
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This union members have a photo of my face and throw darts at it, this behaviour incites violence towards me
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4 years ago today, the tories held a lockdown Christmas party while 250,000 British people died
They're not partying now
#LestWeForget #Christmas2024
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Who’s boasting? It’s just a job like any other working person. But why take the slander towards it? Btw I play golf 😘
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Quoting his own tweet like it’something from the bible 😂😂, he’s blocked me so can’t reply via the usual method. He’s very intelligent you see 😂😂😂😂🤦🏻
It’s a waste of time trying to have a constructive argument with you. All you do is post that picture when you can’t come up with a reasonable response to my points.
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1/57 Automate the Railway!
It's been a while since I addressed this in some detail, so let's have a look, shall we? My sources are quoted but any errors are my own, for which I apologise in advance. Strap yourself in, it's a long'un! (Sorry)
TL;DR starts on tweet 51/57.
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In 2019 the UK elected "Boris" Johnson.
He became so unpopular he resigned 3 years later. His replacement was so bad she went a month later, her replacement wasn't even wanted by his own party and remained for 2 more years.
Through none of this, was a general election called.
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Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
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Tory world view
VAT on private school fees = cruel.
Child poverty, food banks, no fault evictions, homelessness, hungry children, record NHS waiting lists, deminishing life expectancy = not cruel
Silly Claire bear, we got less than 5.5%, our deal is over 3 years, and not 22%. If you’re going to spout bollocks at least have the guts to keep the replies on 😘
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A day in the life of an English man.
Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape.
The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave.
You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage.
While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer.
Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change.
It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred.
So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death.
The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy.
Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked.
Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in.
Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂
