PNW Dyna Bro
Washington, USA
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It's always the right time to eat pizza. I'm a pizza chef, so this is certified professional advice. Pizza makes literally anything feel better when you're down. It's therapeutic ❤️
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Bought my home in 2020 on a restaurant line cook salary. In Washington state. Tacoma area. Making $60k a year. Used every first time homebuyer credit I could. My mortgage payment is less than the rent I was paying for my last apartment. A good lender will guide you! No excuses! – at South Hill, WA
MY MOM: Why are you still renting?
ME: Because the apartment is $1,850 a month.
MOM: That’s exactly why you should buy.
ME: The starter home I looked at is $465,000.
MOM: We bought our first place when we were 25.
ME: How much?
MOM: $74,500.
ME: What was Dad making?
MOM: Around $31,000.
ME: So the house cost 2.4x his salary.
MOM: I guess.
ME: Mine would cost 6.6x mine.
MOM: Well, interest rates were high back then.
ME: Your mortgage was $620 a month.
Silence.
Apparently the financial advice is still from 1987.
The prices just aren’t.
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Alex Loves You Anyway retweeted
Still thinking about how Dick Trickle kept a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car and would smoke mid-race.
.@BubbaWallace asked for an ice cold @CocaCola this stop. The No. 23 team engineered a 20 oz bottle to go through the window for the next stop🥤#CocaCola600
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If the most inbred idiots on earth can just come here and scam millions from our welfare system, imagine how much the intelligent scammers are getting
Somali daycare owners featured in Nick Shirley's YouTube video have been charged with fraud in a $4.6M scheme.
Follow: @AFpost
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I will vote for fucking anyone who will get the entire world off the tit of the American tax payer.
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His grocery bill has doubled in the last 4 years. Let’s gaslight him and tell him inflation is 3%.
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PSA: if any of you guys ever need to shoot a Reptilian in the near future, you're gonna need something bigger than a .45. Former Marine Kyle Odom put 8 hollow point rounds (including a headshot) point blank into a pastor that he insisted was a shape-changing reptilian in an incident in 2016 which then got quietly memory-holed.
...The pastor was out of the hospital in 2 weeks and ended up eventually being appointed an Idaho congressman.
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Growing up is realizing all the stuff your dad thought was cool actually does rock.
Outlaw country, classic rock, war documentaries, Schwarzenegger movies, westerns, fucking moms, domestic beers, TransAms, cigarettes.
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Discovered something about my 16 year old today. He did good as we did supply runs and spoke with customers. He was sharp and attentive.
That is until we stopped to get some windows and behold, there was a plump and prime red head chubby girl nerding up the register.
Suddenly he forgot how to pick anything up, put anything down, walk, what a trailer was, what a tie down strap was.
His mind appeared consumed with what his fate might have been like had he been a brave and hapless English infantryman stranded in the savage Highlands in the dread winter, kept alive only by the well-fed kindness of such a lass as this.
I finally got him to stumble back into the truck, he said, "wow! I don't know what's wrong with me it's like I can't think!"
Solemnly, I told him: "You are a biggosexual, boy. You like em big. You like em chunky."
"No dad! That's not true!", he pleaded weakly. "I'm not a hogger!"
"Alas, son.. You crave the ponderous warmth, the endomorphic slabs of the corn fed country girl, Kermit."
"I...." was all he could mutter
I watched the scenery go by as I drove, contemplating how I would explain this to my sons and wife.
Related, I just added semaglutide stocks to my portfolio.
This is gonna be big.
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Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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I like “tacticool” looking backpacks.
Every manufacturer of said product:
“AND HERES 7 SECRET POCKETS FOR YOUR GUN!”
I don’t want a secret pocket for my gun. I just want a fucking backpack. My gun is gunna stay in my waist band pointed at my dick like a normal person.
With all the money F1 is pulling now, it's actually embarrassing. You should send a written complaint. I would write one but I'm not experiencing this problem because I only watch via an illegal streaming site. They must crop it weird or something. Good luck! – at South Hill, WA
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