PRODUCT RECALL ON 'LIQUID ASS' *Any purchases made before January 2015 entitled to full refund*

Update: Today Mrs. Freshley was sentenced to 5 years. One for each disgraced cookie. #Tradingstandards

Mistakes like this COST LIVES. #Tradingstandards

As a follow up to the US #Tradingstandards McDonalds investigation, sadly the sign was proven to be accurate.

Another Clinton's Card shop shut down today until further notice, due to lewd balloon displays. #Tradingstandards

Another shocking case of pastry discrimination in a Travel Lodge breakfast bar. #Tradingstandards

This pug has been posing as Laurence Llewelyn Bowen for the last 8 years. THIS ENDS TODAY. #Tradingstandards

Although there was a lot of speculation, we are happy that this before & after was not doctored. #Tradingstandards

Another sickening image from today. THIS STOPS NOW. #Tradingstandards

Another successful restaurant shut down today due to extremely poor food hygiene standards. Chef sacked immediately.