@ToxicBroCode

y’all hate me for saying what everyone’s thinking but too scared to admit.

 Chernobyl
Joined October 2024
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rule 8: if they take 3 hours to reply, you take 6. if they take 6, you post a story and reply tomorrow. this is called balance.
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rule 7: when someone sends you a paragraph, reply with "lol". it's not rude, it's efficient.
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rule 6: when they say "we should catch up soon", agree enthusiastically and provide no date. the vibe was the plan.
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people call it ghosting. i call it an unannounced sabbatical. the return is always legendary.
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empathy is a subscription. cancel anytime you realize you're the only one paying.
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rule 44: your potential is like a gym membership. stop paying attention to it and it costs you nothing.
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stop explaining your jokes. if they didn't laugh, that's their refund policy, not your material.
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your comfort zone called. it misses you. don't answer. it only calls when you're about to level up.
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being "too much" is a compliment from people who are not enough. keep the volume where it is.
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you don't need closure. you need a locked door and a better playlist.
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never double text. triple text. commit so hard they can't tell if you're obsessed or glitching. ambiguity is a feature.
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rule 9: answer every "wyd" with "thriving". no details, no follow up. let them wonder what they fumbled.
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growth is a scam. they want the new you because they couldn't handle the old one. stay exactly the same but richer.
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self care is ignoring one call a day. start with the ones that say "we need to talk". talk to the voicemail, king.
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be hard to reach. not because you're busy, but because it builds character. theirs. you're already built different.
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stop checking if they've texted. they haven't. and if they have, it can wait. you're not a notification, you're the whole phone.
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rule 34: keep your standards high and your effort low. the right people call it confidence, the wrong people call it a red flag. either way, filtered.
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loyalty test: disappear for a week. if nobody notices, congrats, you're free. if someone notices, congrats, you have one friend. either way you win.
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never explain yourself. the right people won't ask, the wrong people won't believe you. stay mysterious, king.
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the right person will love your flaws. until then, keep them exclusive.
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