ALT A familiar guy with curly hair and bushy eyebrows finds himself transported to an Australian desert wearing a black t shirt and jeans. As he walks around trying to find a way back, he walks past a Kangaroo Crossing sign that reads “NEXT…YOU!”. Not knowing what the sign meant, he tries to ignore it but suddenly feels a huge pressure in his tailbone. A gigantic tail bursts out of his jeans as he looks back in shock. His feet, snout and ears all elongate rapidly as he realizes that in order for the sign to be true, it causes a kangaroo tf in anyone close enough to have read it. As the transformation quickly finishes, only his shirt and a few patches of non-furred skin are intact. Admiring his new form, he realizes that his new tail is great at balancing himself and gets an idea. Now completely a kangaroo, he uses his tail to prop himself up and lean back as if in a recliner chair and lazily dozed off. Maybe finding a way back can wait… Happy FebROOary!