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Joined January 2012
Look @GeckoComms another package from our holibobs has arrived
Thank you so so much @TourGuideTed for the delicious Halloween treats! Huge koala hugs!
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We hope you enjoy them @GeckoComms
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@TourGuideTed Thank you for my parcel of goodies. It arrived today. I promise to share them with the dressing table hug.
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Forgot the picture! Murder on the Nile...
Kookie & I have come to the theatre with Asst & RAD
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.@SouthWestWater My drinking water has been disgusting and contaminated for years, someone came out about 5yrs ago and gave me a one way valve and told me to get it fitted as the dirty water was coming from my washing machine, a plumber checked and as I thought, the washing machine outlet is totally separate to the kitchen sink. When the bowl is left in the sink overnight there is a thick gritty sludge in the bottom of the bowl in the morning from the dripping tap. Even leaving some water in the bowl the sediment settles and it's like grey sand. I'd like someone to come out and look at this as drinking this water has made me very ill and over time it has made my health worse by the day. I have resorted to buying bottled water as it is no longer safe to drink the tap water. Being a senior citizen I have a limited income so this is an extra expense I can do without. But if I want my health to improve from the muck thats coming out of my taps then I have no alternative. I attach the photographs I took this morning and you can see how bad the matter is. You can dm me for more details. I just want you to notice that this is a serious matter and having been on hold on the phone for over an hour this is my last resort before contacting my MP.
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Saturday Oct 24, participate using hashtag #Anipalmovieclub Time: United Kingdom GMT 10: pm; Toronto, Canada 5: pm; Kansas City, 4: pm; Pacific Time, 2: pm; Sydney, Australia 7: am @MillieOTLFP @TourGuideTed @TheHugHouse @CandyLiggett Movie: Scooby-Doo the movie
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🚨 JUSTICE WILL ONE DAY BE TERRIFYING: You think you've overcome everything and that you're fine, until night falls, and the memories come flooding back all at once, and you discover that some of the things you thought you'd gotten over are still inside you and will never go away. Do what you want, be unjust if you can, break hearts, and take people's rights as long as you have the power to belittle the tears of the weak. But remember that this world has an end, every injustice has an account, every tear has a witness, every right has an appointment, and the truth will inevitably come. Driven by this ultimate truth, we refuse to bend to this extreme cruelty. Rumors claim the borders might reopen today, but the ground speaks a brutal reality—everything remains tightly sealed with no fresh vegetables or fruits left, and prices have hit a ridiculous 5x cost. Drones never stop striking, and fighter jets bombard us day and night. Yesterday, they bombed one of my mother’s relatives at his workplace—just a 10-minute walk from my home. At dawn, an entire family was martyred in a strike on an apartment right next to Al-Shifa Hospital. Every single night, tank shells relentlessly rain down along the "Yellow Line" while explosive robots detonate, causing earthquake tremors. 📈💔 Our tactical defense is active. To protect my family and our 17 innocent cats from next month's manufactured famine, I secured 13 bags of flour (25kg each) as an emergency stock. Currently, I am relying on buying remaining canned goods from the market at double their price to sustain them daily, preserving our core strategic reserve under our strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system. My children, Julia and Ayman, and our sanctuary need a serious stand from you today. Please stand with my family's survival strategy and support us through our direct PayPal: paypal.me/animalrescue703 —our absolute last anchor for daily care and emergency protection. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
🚨 LONGING FOR A REAL CHANCE TO LIVE: I wonder how a happy ending will feel for someone who used to be let down by the road, what sleep is like without fighting insomnia, and what today is like without trembling hands. I would like to live this moment when life gives us a real chance to live, not to pretend that we are alive. Driven by this deep yearning for survival, my son Ayman and I refuse to let this darkness erase our footsteps or our humanity. 📈💔 The reality on the ground remains a fierce test of logic and endurance. For one week straight, all borders have been completely sealed, and total starvation is being systematically engineered. Fresh vegetables have entirely vanished from the markets, with prices reaching a ridiculous 5x normal cost, while canned goods have doubled. Every single night, explosive robots packed with tons of TNT detonate, followed by heavy tank advances, and just two hours ago, an airstrike leveled a site 10 minutes from my home, leaving 5 martyred. Thanks to your completed support, my 17 innocent cats have a solid reserve. To preserve this shield, I am keeping it locked as our ultimate fallback, running our strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system and buying their critical meals daily from the remaining canned market until nothing is left. But my human family is unprotected. My children, Julia and Ayman, urgently need an emergency survival stock before hyperinflation empties the last shelves. Please stand with my family's survival strategy and support us through our direct PayPal: paypal.me/animalrescue703 —our absolute last anchor for daily survival. We do not just wait for the catastrophe; we actively out-think it. Please be our amplifier today. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
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Keep The Archers in Birmingham - Sign the Petition! c.org/2467LPc85v via @UKChange
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Hello! Our old account has disappeared and we can't access it. This is an old account that Herself deactivated that came back. We have taken control of it and hope to see our old chums here soon!
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Chaps! The Wilbur's account has disappeared for them (though I can still see it, so hopefully it will reappear) but in the meantime can you follow them here?
Hello! Our old account has disappeared and we can't access it. This is an old account that Herself deactivated that came back. We have taken control of it and hope to see our old chums here soon!
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Attention #ZSHQ troops, please say a prayer for General Henry. He is in base hospital tonight and tomorrow will have an operation to remove a tumour. He is very old, 105 human years, so we hope he pulls through. I’m sure the #ZSMedics will do their best @ZombieSquadHQ
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Have you seen Frankie? Missing from Hyde in #GreaterManchester UK Could be anywhere now See attached tweet for more information #stolendoghour #cavapoo
❕STILL MISSING ❕ Frankie is a young apricot cavapoo. She has been missing since 23/10/22 when spooked by a firework in Hyde, Greater Manchester, #SK14. Frankie is chipped & registered as lost. Have you found, bought or rehomed a dog like Frankie since 23/10/22? #stolendoghour
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🚨 LONGING FOR A REAL CHANCE TO LIVE: I wonder how a happy ending will feel for someone who used to be let down by the road, what sleep is like without fighting insomnia, and what today is like without trembling hands. I would like to live this moment when life gives us a real chance to live, not to pretend that we are alive. Driven by this deep yearning for survival, my son Ayman and I refuse to let this darkness erase our footsteps or our humanity. 📈💔 The reality on the ground remains a fierce test of logic and endurance. For one week straight, all borders have been completely sealed, and total starvation is being systematically engineered. Fresh vegetables have entirely vanished from the markets, with prices reaching a ridiculous 5x normal cost, while canned goods have doubled. Every single night, explosive robots packed with tons of TNT detonate, followed by heavy tank advances, and just two hours ago, an airstrike leveled a site 10 minutes from my home, leaving 5 martyred. Thanks to your completed support, my 17 innocent cats have a solid reserve. To preserve this shield, I am keeping it locked as our ultimate fallback, running our strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system and buying their critical meals daily from the remaining canned market until nothing is left. But my human family is unprotected. My children, Julia and Ayman, urgently need an emergency survival stock before hyperinflation empties the last shelves. Please stand with my family's survival strategy and support us through our direct PayPal: paypal.me/animalrescue703 —our absolute last anchor for daily survival. We do not just wait for the catastrophe; we actively out-think it. Please be our amplifier today. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
🚨 THE RULES OF THE BLACK FOREST: In the Black Forest, no one explains the rules of the game to you; you must learn them from your very first loss. And those who are slow to grasp the rules are forced to play according to the terms set by others. Putting emotions aside, sometimes what happens to you is a disciplinary deservingness, not a punishment, to make you reconsider your way of thinking, wake up from your negligence, and stop repeating the same mistakes with the confidence of emotion rather than the insight of reason. Some slaps bring you back to your senses more than a thousand pieces of advice. Driven by this harsh logic, I refuse to let delays dictate our fate. Since Tuesday, all borders have been completely sealed, triggering a manufactured starvation campaign where basic food prices skyrocketed by 3 to 5 times in the black market. Yesterday, an airstrike flattened my neighbor’s home, leaving our windows shattered. I held my 8-year-old daughter Julia as her entire body trembled, feeling her panicked heartbeat against my hand. The night brought an even more engineered nightmare with explosive robots packing 3 tons of TNT detonating along the "Yellow Line," followed by heavy tanks advancing amidst non-stop bullets passing over our heads. 💔 By morning, the military retreated slightly to 1.5 miles from where I live. The very first thing I did as daylight broke was rush to check on our 17 innocent cats, providing them with food and clean water; I am relieved to share they are all doing well. While I have successfully used our completed campaign to secure a 6-month strategic reserve for them, this brutal reality forces me to act: I now urgently need to build an emergency food and survival stock for my human family and my children, Julia and Ayman, before absolute starvation traps us completely. 🐾📦 In this suffocating dark, we are running out of options. Every portion given to the cats must be replaced, but our critical priority now is securing a survival stock for my family amidst this hyperinflation. We desperately need a serious stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our absolute last anchor for daily survival, family emergency food, and medical protection before the net closes completely. We refuse to let the starvation break our humanity. Please be our amplifier today. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
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As it was #RestartAHeartDay yesterday, it's shockingly easy to use an #AED: • call for help • turn it on • apply pads to bare chest • follow verbal instructions Remember, you CANNOT use an #AED wrong! #howtosavealife #bearswithjobs
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Thought I'd add this one from outside of our Walmart #PostboxSaturday
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🚨 THE RULES OF THE BLACK FOREST: In the Black Forest, no one explains the rules of the game to you; you must learn them from your very first loss. And those who are slow to grasp the rules are forced to play according to the terms set by others. Putting emotions aside, sometimes what happens to you is a disciplinary deservingness, not a punishment, to make you reconsider your way of thinking, wake up from your negligence, and stop repeating the same mistakes with the confidence of emotion rather than the insight of reason. Some slaps bring you back to your senses more than a thousand pieces of advice. Driven by this harsh logic, I refuse to let delays dictate our fate. Since Tuesday, all borders have been completely sealed, triggering a manufactured starvation campaign where basic food prices skyrocketed by 3 to 5 times in the black market. Yesterday, an airstrike flattened my neighbor’s home, leaving our windows shattered. I held my 8-year-old daughter Julia as her entire body trembled, feeling her panicked heartbeat against my hand. The night brought an even more engineered nightmare with explosive robots packing 3 tons of TNT detonating along the "Yellow Line," followed by heavy tanks advancing amidst non-stop bullets passing over our heads. 💔 By morning, the military retreated slightly to 1.5 miles from where I live. The very first thing I did as daylight broke was rush to check on our 17 innocent cats, providing them with food and clean water; I am relieved to share they are all doing well. While I have successfully used our completed campaign to secure a 6-month strategic reserve for them, this brutal reality forces me to act: I now urgently need to build an emergency food and survival stock for my human family and my children, Julia and Ayman, before absolute starvation traps us completely. 🐾📦 In this suffocating dark, we are running out of options. Every portion given to the cats must be replaced, but our critical priority now is securing a survival stock for my family amidst this hyperinflation. We desperately need a serious stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (paypal.me/animalrescue703) is our absolute last anchor for daily survival, family emergency food, and medical protection before the net closes completely. We refuse to let the starvation break our humanity. Please be our amplifier today. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳ #Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar
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Urgent, please retweet ,URGENT FOSTER OR FOSTER WITH A VIEW TO ADOPT NEEDED FOR PEGGY 🐾❤️ Please help us find this special little girl her happy ending. She has just THREE WEEKS to find a home. Preferably in the #Doncaster or surrounding areas.🏡❤️ Meet gorgeous Peggy, a 6-year-old, three-legged Cavapoo who sadly needs a new home through no fault of her own. 💕 #UK 11 Oct 2026. Peggy’s much-loved owner is facing major surgery and a lengthy recovery, which unfortunately means she will no longer be able to care for her. It’s a heartbreaking situation, and we really want to make this transition as gentle as possible for them both. Peggy lost one of her legs following an injury as a puppy, but please don’t let that put you off! This clever little tripod manages beautifully on her three legs and gets around perfectly well in her own way. 🐾 Peggy is a very loving little girl, but she does have some insecurities and needs an understanding, experienced home where she can settle at her own pace. She loves being close to her person and can become anxious when left alone, sometimes crying or licking herself. She can also become a little overprotective or possessive of her favourite human and has occasionally growled in these situations. We want to be completely open about this so we can find Peggy the right home from the outset. She isn’t a bad dog, just a little girl who needs patience, reassurance, gentle boundaries and help learning to feel safe and secure. 🏡 PEGGY’S IDEAL HOME: 🐾 An experienced, patient owner, ideally familiar with nervous or insecure dogs. 🐾 A calm, quieter, adult-only home with no resident or visiting children. 🐾 No other dogs, cats or pets. 🐾 Someone home for most of the day who can gradually help her feel comfortable spending short periods alone. 🐾 Ideally a retired person or couple with plenty of time, love and understanding to offer. 🐾 A quieter, preferably countryside-type location where she can enjoy a couple of gentle walks each day. 🐾 A secure garden and a home where she can settle without pressure, in her own time. We will provide full support and guidance, including help from our qualified behaviourist, to work through Peggy’s insecurities and help her build confidence in her new surroundings. ❤️ Peggy is spayed, vaccinated and has been given a clean bill of health by her own vet. We will also arrange a full assessment with our rescue vet once a suitable foster home is found. We would particularly love to find someone willing to foster Peggy with a view to adopting her, giving everyone time to make sure it’s the right match and avoid having to move her again. However, a suitable foster home would also be a huge help. ❤️ CAN YOU HELP PEGGY? ❤️ Please complete our application form below if you feel you could offer this lovely girl the understanding and security she deserves. 👉 bestlifedogrescue.co.uk/adop… Best Life Dog Rescue is a small, volunteer-run, foster-based rescue in Doncaster. We have no kennels, so finding the right foster home is absolutely essential. 🏡 Home checks, vet checks, ID checks and adoption fee apply. 🙏 PLEASE SHARE PEGGY’S APPEAL! Even if you can’t help personally, someone you know might be just the person she’s waiting for. Three weeks isn’t long, and we desperately want to make sure Peggy has somewhere safe and loving to go when her owner’s surgery comes around. ❤️🐾 Best Life Dog Rescue 🐶💕 #dogs #pets #adoptdontshop #England @KatieAmess @liamgallagher @rickygervais @JaneFallon @Jan_Leeming @clarebalding @AlistairCarns Peggy is desperate for a home, posted 11 Oct 2026.
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#Sally became a therapy dog & never left her owner's side. On 19th May, 2020 she was stolen in #Morecambe #Lancs #LA3 area, & hasn't been returned. Please don't forget about Sally. Her owner is missing her so much. doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?d… #dogs #dogsoftwitter #lostdog
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12 October 1969. Norwegian star figure skater Sonja Henie died (aged 57). She won 3 Winter Olympic titles in a row (1928, 1932 and 1936). She went on to become a Hollywood film star.
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