@TotesRealWade

Hello my beautiful, adoring fans! Glad to see you reading my bio! Next time, take me to dinner first before stalking me. (No art used is mine | not official)

 NOT the X-Men (sad I know)
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Joined July 2026
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Hello parody Twitter- er, X! The name's Deadpool, but you can call me Wade if I like you! #ParodyTwitter #parodytwt
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멍@ggnohealduhOct 15
이거 너무 귀엽
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Where's Wolverine when you need a doctor to match
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#MaidMonday for all you Maidpool enjoyers
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Another #seductivesunday post from the one and only? THE Merc with a mouth?? Anyways... Enjoy me being tied up
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#SMILESATURDAY to all my adoring fans!! Y'know what... I heard a smile a day keeps the... Uhh... Hmmmm *spins wheel* ... It keeps the hulk at bay! Whatever that means
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啊橘@GsimilarG1Oct 9
Now that's a Deadpool-sized syringe~💉💦 #MarvelRivals
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xlebameba@xlebaebamOct 7
Ahh #deadpool #MarvelRivalsㅤ #marvel #marvelfanart
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Oh I'm SO glad you noticed! I'm actually trying on a different shade of red... Or maybe my artist used the wrong color... Either way don't I look stunning?
𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆.ᐟ@SparkingDoriyaOct 8
“Is that a new outfit you have on, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧? It looks really incredible!!” #MHARP #BNHARP #MHAVRP #BNHAVRP #ANIMERP #MVRP
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Healing factors can't be THAT strong right?
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Hey chat! Looks like today we're sneaking into a streamers stream! I wonder how many strikes we can earn him... Ooohhh I'm so excited!
IShowSpeed@IParodySpeedOct 5
[Open int!] What's good chat! We are here in Parody Twitter! Because this is my first stream here, let's explore around a bit, okay chat?
He is currently streaming.. do you stream snipe?

ALT He is currently streaming.. do you stream snipe?

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Is that Superman?
The Freaking Batman@TheUnbowedBatOct 4
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Insane head(pool)
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧@SergeantDoeOct 2
Show me that big smile of yours, soldier!
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I'd sell it for any amount of money, just so long as I get paid
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Builderman@Top1BuildermanSep 26
everybody's turning green, im scared now...
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@discordSep 24
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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Yeah! Actually I needed to know if you have any possible information on how to... Erm- turn 𝑜𝑓𝑓 a healing factor. Uh- Asking for a friend of course..
𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆.ᐟ@SparkingDoriyaSep 28
[𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉] .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ “Ah-! You caught me in thought, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧! Sorry about that… just thinking about my next lesson for my kids!” “Did you… need anything?” #MHARP #BNHARP #MHAVRP #BNHAVRP #ANIMERP #MVRP
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𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆.ᐟ@SparkingDoriyaSep 26
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𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑶𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆.ᐟ@SparkingDoriyaSep 25
Hi :)
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