@Totally_NoOne

I hate chess. Free 🇵🇸

 He/Him
Joined April 2022
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International Chess Federation
@FIDE_chess20h
Happy birthday to Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, the seventh-highest-rated player in chess history! 🎂♟️ The French grandmaster achieved a peak rating of 2819 and won the World Blitz Championship in 2021. Wishing @Vachier_Lagrave a wonderful birthday and many more successes ahead! 🎉
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Women's Chess Coverage@OnTheQueensideOct 19
DEATH STARE IS BACK!!! 👀 After six months off, Aleksandra Goryachkina returns to crush an on-fire Polina Shuvalova! 😱 She had to break out of a very closed position! lichess.org/broadcast/41st-e… 📷: Mark Livshitz
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🫵🏽 #iHateFootball@idoxviOct 17
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He'd cry in public because he was called a thief and then go on and give an utterly shameless refereeing display like today's. La Liga 🤡🤡
KinG £
@xKGx__Oct 17
THATS WHY BERNAL GOT RED CARD 🤯❌
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"....and used to be a ‘Trumpist’" 💀💀💀
Rook Review
@RookreviewcomOct 15
"There were invitations from Israel to a tournament. I flatly refused. I'd refuse now too. I have a firm principle" — Nodirbek Abdusattorov on Avoiding Israel rookreview.com/news/there-we… #chess
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Anish Giri
@anishgiriOct 15
While checking Ke2, may I advise Javokhir and especially his team, to not forget to check the lines with short castle as well!
Hikaru Nakamura
@GMHikaruOct 15
Many astute observers have noted that @GMJSindarov and I are at the same hotel in Cyprus for the same dates, and they're questioning if I'm on Sindarov's World Championship Prep Team. While I'm not, I am advising him in a limited capacity about 2.Ke2. The OG prep was for an eventual WC match against Magnus, but as that won't be happening, the world deserves to have this prep in the open, so I'm sharing it. I've also heard that Magnus is sharing his 2.Ke2 prep with @DGukesh. Good Luck to Sindarov and Gukesh, may the best 2.Ke2 win!
The last sunset from Cyprus. Thanks to Cap St Georges Hotel & Resort for the free vacation!

ALT The last sunset from Cyprus. Thanks to Cap St Georges Hotel & Resort for the free vacation!

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LOL most justified crashout ever 🤣
Madrid Zone
@theMadridZoneOct 10
🚨 VINI JR. ON IG!
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I am just upset people watching other Leagues would just see the offence and be life "oh well that is a textbook red" without knowing the context of this league. 3 years of consistent obvious bias against the same player; never seen anything like this in my life
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Madrid Zone
@theMadridZoneOct 10
🚨 VINI JR. ON IG!
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You'd never guess who this is about
Maxim Stec@maxim_stecOct 4
Replying to @EndgameaiChess
He is not on the level of Carlsen or Kasparov. Maybe, that has something to do with his training approach
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When I reply demonstrating that someone's point is invalid and they just like my reply
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As part of a gimmick, I tried it for few days...No way it has 100,000 active users, my brother, I could barely get paired all the time💀
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BBC Sport
@BBCSportSep 29
La Liga president Javier Tebas says Manchester City should face the "most severe" sanction available under Premier League rules 🗣️
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Chess players would start Ig stories with "The Winner Takes it All" song in the background and then brandish a literal silver medal😭😭😭
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🎂♟️ Happy Birthday, Aleksandra Goryachkina! 🎉 2025 Women’s World Rapid Champion, former Women’s World Championship Challenger, Women’s World Cup winner, and the fourth-highest-rated woman in chess history. Wishing Aleksandra another year of great moments and success! ✨
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The United Stand
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David Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 25
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…

Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

nytimes.com
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Happy Birthday, my GOAT🥳🥳
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No way this is the only tweet 💀💔
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Niets@NepoWorldChampSep 20
Attempted to run Make-American-Chess-Great-Again gimmick in the Olympiad and now I’m genuinely gonna be responsible for USA FC’s first match loss💀
International Chess Federation
@FIDE_chessSep 16
🇺🇸 Hans Niemann wants to make American chess great again 🔥 #ChessOlympiad
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Hope she is having a happy retirement 😒
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