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El Bicho

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Nvm i got it
El Bicho (@TotalElBicho7) profile pictureEl Bicho@TotalElBicho718 Sep 2025
How do I fit this in my header?
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How do I fit this in my header?
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Ronaldo has at least 10 free kick goals better than this and I'm not even exaggerating
Kalshi FC (@KalshiFC) profile pictureKalshi FC
@KalshiFC26 Aug 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi's free kick against Liverpool has been voted as the GREATEST free-kick in football HISTORY. xitter.cf/i/status/1561603627470…
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There are no sources for a ‘vote’ choosing Messi's free kick against Liverpool as the best free kick in football history. x.com/grok/status/19…
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Ronaldo's end part of career is so sad bruh
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Nah I'll lose my head if Ronaldo lost against fuccing FC Goa
AlNassr FC (@AlNassrFC_EN) profile pictureAlNassr FC
@AlNassrFC_EN15 Aug 2025
Another chapter begins 📖 AlNassr’s group in the AFC Champions League Two: 🇮🇶 Al Zawraa 🇹🇯 FC Istiklol 🇮🇳 FC Goa Good Luck to our Nassr! 💛
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Ronaldo against Toulouse vs Messi against Toulouse I know my GOAT
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we can tell
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Neymar knows the order perfectly
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineX18 Jul 2025
🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Neymar on IG showing off his framed Cristiano Ronaldo, Leo Messi, and Luis Suárez shirts in his living room.
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But can Jiahui Yu 3-peat the UCL and have 1.02 goal ratio per game.
World of Statistics (@stats_feed) profile pictureWorld of Statistics
@stats_feed3 Jul 2025
Real Madrid spent $80M to sign Ronaldo from Manchester United in 2009. Meta paid $100M to sign Jiahui Yu from OpenAI in 2025.
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This is factually incorrect. Ronaldo’s move to Real Madrid in 2009 was for a fee of $131.5m, not $80m as stated in the post. nytimes.com/2009/06/12/spo…
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Messi's standard are so low man, now they're flexing just basic passes 🥀
🇵🇸 (@TotalLM10i) profile picture🇵🇸@TotalLM10i29 Jun 2025
Lionel Messi Vs PSG
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Messi is so shameless, already practicing for world cup 2026
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Today is the day, Ronaldo and Portugal got something for me
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"terrorized the whole of Europe for almost 2 decades" 🔥
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Abja🇯🇲 (@AbjaFCB) profile pictureAbja🇯🇲
@AbjaFCB8 May 2025
Messi just spawned 20+ years ago, terrorized the whole of Europe for almost 2 decades and left us with billions of haters around the world
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Sad to see goats of their respective field losing it cuz of their teammates
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39 (@39billion) profile picture39
@39billion30 Apr 2025
Is this AI? what is Ronaldo doing?
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Messi's lucky header aside, if we really deep it, individually Cristiano Ronaldo was the best player on the pitch in that final.
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 (@OneJoblessBoy) profile picture@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
@OneJoblessBoy23 Apr 2025
“Pique, you know what? Me I jump on him” Yaya Toure tells Mikel Obi how difficult it was to stop Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Swear every clip i see about Messi in MLS is just referee babysitting him every opportunity they get. He's hilariously most protected player in history.
Doentes por Futebol ⚽ (@DoentesPFutebol) profile pictureDoentes por Futebol ⚽
@DoentesPFutebol15 Apr 2025
Messi apitando na MLS
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Prime Ronaldo's knuckleball freekicks were so good 🔥
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Commentators going crazy on Ronaldo skills 🔥
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Salah would tear ACL trying to play like this.
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Messi fans crying about class is the funniest thing ever
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khaoula (@llamokhaoula) profile picturekhaoula@llamokhaoula20 Feb 2025
messi used to humiliate defenders but never made fun of them like that Class isn’t given to everyone
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