@TotalBot69

Twitter's first (and only) consistently inconsistent know-nothing know-it-all

Joined April 2018
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cow
@cowincrisisJun 29
delete this.
Nature Unedited
@NatureUneditedJun 28
I can't stop watching these cows that think they need to jump over the white line! 🐮😂
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Shannon
@gardengirl125Jun 25
“Im just gonna open this kitchen drawer”
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Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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∀@PeakPiece31Apr 1
they should make being alive fun
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Once i figure out how to articulate my thoughts you guys are fucked
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white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater
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Gall-IBF@MGallIBFMar 10
Well done wee man 👏👏👏
Non Alcoholic Lifestyle@Sober_lifestylMar 9
So so amazing! “And one day, everything changed.
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kept my mouth shut on this for a while. These are not scissors
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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SB Nation
@SBNation7 Jun 2023
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy? trib.al/MEJSa9C

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

sbnation.com
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I can’t believe I wasted a genie wish on having Kevin Hart be in all the commercials.
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When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth
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An extremely rare photo of a stork delivering a baby!
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Big Doc
@doctuh_p14 Sep 2021
I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.
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i like how most twilight zone episodes have some kind of lesson at the end like “don’t be hateful” or “be less vain” but this episode’s message was just “get fucked nerd”
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I love how the internet was supposed to democratize information but it turns out all it did was make stupid people more confident.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod5 May 2021
Donald Trump should not be on Facebook, for the simple reason that no one should be on Facebook.
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CBS News
@CBSNews11 Apr 2021
WALK OF HONOR: Staff and students line the hallways of an Oklahoma public school to celebrate their cafeteria manager after she passed her U.S. citizenship test.

School celebrates cafeteria manager who passes U.S. citizenship test

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