— 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙂 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴, 𝙼.𝙳. Department of Diagnostic Medicine

If sunny Saturdays had a sound? This would be it.

What is it they’re saying? 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺?

Somebody needs a new glasses prescription. I’m already toasted.

Can’t just be me. Summer is actually here. Not having lower than 20° for a week feels like a lie… Maybe I like being lied to.

She’s naked!

Vroom vroom.

If you’re gonna be high on something, might as well be me.

Technically, I’m undercover. Very deep cover. Frosted. …’Donut’ judge.

New tyre day.

Funky ass looking bathroom. 🚽

[ House observes in piqued amusement, toying with a pen pressing against his lips, gaze following the sandwich as it moved from Wilson’s grip to his desk. Jaw dropping almost dramatically, theatrically, before he spoke; ] Dessert!

You 𝙙𝙤 realise that it can constitute whatever the fuck I want it to constitute.

Don’t even think about it. Get your own. There’s plenty at paediatrics’.

You thought it. I never referred to anything explicitly.

And how exactly would 𝘺𝘰𝘶 know about any other cramps I might be experiencing?