MISTER TORGUE

@MoonMoxxi MOOOOOOXXXXXXXXIIIII!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN! I HAVE INTERVIEWS TO DO MOTHER F*CKER!

IF YOU DON'T THINK EXPLOSIONS ARE AWESOME. YOU CAN EAT A D*CK! THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY A COMPLETE BADASS!

JACK SAID HE GIVES UP @MOXXXIS ! SHOWS OVER!

*makes explosion noises over the echo* ppppewwwwww....pssshhhhhhh

*sings* MY COMPANY IS BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUURRSSS! B*TCH! @PandoraHJack

#DMDares ? I'm game!

SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE! ITS COLD AS F*CK OUT HERE!

I CAN FEEL IT. COOOOMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIFE!! F*CK YOU I'VE BEEN DRINKING. ...B*TCH!

Message - "Do you have a catch phrase?" YEAH! IT'S F*CK YOU!

OH SH*T!! LOOK WHO IS HERE!

OH F*CK I HEAR AN IDIOT ON THE ECHO AND ITS NOT ME! HEY JACK! F*CK YOU!

WHAT THE F*CK!?

THE TORGUE CORPORATION WOULD LIKE TO ADVISE HYPERION TO EAT A D*CK!

@Ezra_Noskey YOUR KIND WORDS ARE APPRECIATED YOU BADASS MOTHER F*CKER!!

I THINK I'VE BEEN HAD! DAMN IT GAIGE!!

I DONT ALWAYS PUNCH BAD GUYS, BUT WHEN I DO, I PUNCH THEM IN THE D*CK!!!!

WHAT THE F*CK IS A CANOODLE!?

WHAT!?

WHAT THE F*CK! I FALL ASLEEP FOR TWO WEEKS AND NOW IT'S COLD AS F*CK!!