“…You like that idea, don’t you?” 😏 🫢🤬🤐🫢

“You keep looking, so here’s a closer view.”

I wonder how fast I can tape you up.

When you’re told to shut up, and you say, “Make me.”

🤤

When your boy won’t stop yappin’ during the fourth quarter. Sit down and watch the damn game.

Frat rivalry

Flipping through the skate magazine until you land on this page. Play it cool until you can bring the magazine into the bathroom… 😮‍💨

He leans in and whispers: “Listen, this bandana’s going over your mouth while we rob the place. You got no choice in that. Stop muffling into my hand or I’m stuffing both your dirty socks in first.”

“I’ll shut your mouth for you.”

Caption this for me 😏