we're genuinely all cattle

wouldn't roads be super strong and safe by the time this car comes out because it'll be the future and shit, the people that could afford a car that glides and levitates ought to live in places where a situation like this would never ever happen right

if i ever become a hollywood tier actor and get really really old like not much time left to live old im gonna make the final project i partake in have a stunt where i genuinely get shot multiple times and die for real and not have anybody outside the team know until release

playing CoD zombies for the first time and having to get healed by my teammates 5 times in a row

no, i dont want to

Poop people: Hi how smelly are you

i don't think anything on this planet can match the amount of aura this image has

how im gonna be acting like to my GCSE ICT teacher tomorrow because i spent all of sunday sleeping and interacting with friends instead of doing my assignment

fortunately not

the snake is attempting to escape its eternal loop #healing

i was playing call of duty for the first time yesterday, i find it so funny that the stealth meter is just the hitler meter 5000

scary ass avatar

hometown after asriel left for college

you think this will be somebody's awakening