Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, aww shit.. they're up. I also love Everton for some strange reason!

The Port of South
Joined May 2011
Been some terrible on field decisions from some players here, the defence for starters, Kane not passing, easy passes missed all over the pitch! Fuck off England
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I reckon Lee Dixon could talk a door to sleep! So so boring
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#EnglandTilIDie surly this clown is a paid actor?
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Mcguire looks like a clown with them holes in his socks, what’s the point? Get bigger socks fella
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Is it just me or does the United kit look almost identical to the Arsenal kit from a distance! #arsenal #manchester #premi̇erleague
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Watched it again and yeah it was a penalty, made up it wasn’t given! Must be a big club bias towards us against the little clubs! Lovely #SkySport #EVEMUN #PremierLeague
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What happened to that right back from Celtic to Everton? Where did that go? #transferwindow
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Good game that Arse/Villa game, wasn’t easy for the Arse, can’t see them being this unbeatable machine all the pundits are going on about!
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So basically he handballs it, shoots, shot deflects and goes in, goal given, so you can handball now and get away with it! Fuck offfffffff
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Ndiaye to Spurs! What a waste! If he wants that move, let him, more embarrassing than Everton them!
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Where’s Frodo baggins this game giving players shit! The ginger bellend! See ya!
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Get the fuck innnnnnnnnnnnmm
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Messi the rat trying to get players sent off! Dirty bastard!
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What the actual fuck is this shite! Fuck off and get on with the 2nd half!
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Best football I’ve seen all tournament from England, I know it’s only 3rd and 4th play off but they should have been playing like this from the start, no pressure! #England #fifaworldcup
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117m for rogers, FFP doing its part again, making other teams weaker and other teams stronger! Absolute state of football!
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Only one person to blame and that’s Tuchel! #England
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Well done Belgium! USA have a long way to go before they can compete at any level with the top nations! Made up they are out! Cheating bastards!!
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Christopher Wearing retweeted
Best one yet. Lost it when Strachan turns up 😂😂😂😂
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The fact the media are telling us to stay safe in a bit of heat! Most people go on holiday and it’s this hot! Red weather warning! Ridiculous!!
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