Topher

in a different universe i’m playing coachella right now

Me and @Quindolin made a cool podcast! First episode is up now please go listen!!

never watching a @netflix live event ever again, i’ll catch the highlights here

Deshaun Watson getting hurt is Jimmy Halslam and Andrew Berry’s fault. they should have benched him week 3

Deshaun blocked me over this tweet. My opinion stands. Fuck Deshaun Watson

“cocaine will turn you into a damn owl homie”

if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

happy birthday @ThatKevinSmith!!!

my recent favorite hobby is telling conservatives they are snowflakes in facebook comments when i see them complain about the olympics

Trump probably set up his own assasination attempt 😂😂

I wish Trump and Biden would do a celebrity boxing match instead of the golf tournament. nobody gives a shit who’s the better golfer, i wanna see who has the better hook

That Hawk Tuah girl quit her job and moved to LA and 3 days later she’s irrelevant. That’s the power of the internet baby

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING @ModernBaseball JUST RELEASED MUSIC

I see all these ads that say “lose 3 inches” but I’m trying to add 3 inches. Who can afford to lose 3 inches?

The @NFL should assign all female refs to all the chief games this year.

Jerry O’Connell is @EbonyPrince2k24

I miss streaming. Chat, show me this guys balls

All Drakes response was him saying “nuh uh” 😂