North Yorkshire
Joined July 2015
A pasture in the Lincolnshire Wolds has carried cattle for a thousand years. It's worked by the Crawford family. Has been since the reign of George IV. Two hundred years of calving in the small hours, of bringing the herd in before storms, of two hundred years of knowing that the Lincoln Reds prefer the south-facing slopes in spring and the sheltered hollow when the wind comes off the North Sea in October. In 2025, a solar developer offered them £1,250 an acre per year, index-linked, on a forty-year lease. The suckler herd was running at a loss before subsidy. With subsidy, the margin was thin enough that one bad winter or one TB reactor wiped it out. The family is thinking about it. You can't blame them. The maths is not subtle. The maths is a father and a son walking the herd at first light, neither of them speaking, both of them knowing that the figure on the developer's letter is more than the farm has cleared in a decade. If they sign, the panels go up in 2027. The herd will be dispersed at Louth, which is now the last remaining livestock market in Lincolnshire. Two hundred head of one of the oldest beef breeds in Britain, descended from cattle the Norse settlers brought across the North Sea, finished on grass without a grain of cereal, broken up and sold to whoever turns up with a trailer. Fewer than five hundred original-population Lincoln Reds remain in the world. The Crawford herd was one of the larger ones. The barn becomes a substation. The cattle grid gets lifted. The hedge the great-grandfather planted in 1958 gets pulled out to widen the access track for the construction lorries. The Crawfords did not choose this. The economics were engineered, in Westminster, over fifteen years, to make this the only sensible option. The panels are not the villain. The panels are the symptom. The villain is a country that decided British beef mattered less than electricity it could have generated from the roof of the Amazon warehouse outside Grantham. The shelf in the supermarket where the Lincoln Red used to sit will be filled, quietly, by Irish beef, then Australian, then Brazilian, and nobody will tell the shopper why the country stopped feeding itself. The roof of the warehouse is still empty. The herd is gone.
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This is the single most important exchange of the inquiry. Sunak rightly highlights the possibility that lockdown may have caused more harm than good, and is promptly shut down by Keith who doesn't even understand what the term QALY means. Scandalous - please watch and share.
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Please look out for this and retweet our stolen pride and joy. @StolenOSFs @DiscoveryUK @discoveryplusUK @PaulCowland_ @BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News @SkyNews @cnnbrk @CNBC
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Just come across Joe Biden’s promise to Afghanistan last April: ‘We will not conduct a hasty rush to the exit. We’ll do it responsibly, deliberately & safely. And we will do it in full co-ordination with our allies & partners.’
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Whenever you're feeling down, just watch this clip. It will cheer you up instantly, I promise! 🏏 #VillageCricket
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Never Ever lose control of your Pipefish! Herring Gull V Pipefish. Ballycotton.
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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge
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Ancient Art "One Stroke Painting" reborn in this Dragon by Keisuke Teshima
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Why am@I listening to Keir Starmer when I want to hear the important news at 7pm? On @SkyNews
Sent by a sceptical Peter the welder on Tyneside
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Another sensational find of an Ice Age animal from the Siberian permafrost ice: A juvenile woolly rhinoceros, at least 20000 years old❤️ The preservation is just unreal😮 siberiantimes.com/.../a-well… Photo: Valery Plotnikov
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I'm beginning tweeting at the #wintersolstice As I just explained, we just finished building a new monument, #soultonlongbarrow, which revives a prehistoric practice of building long barrows, not seen for 5,500 years These are the first images of the new chamber ever shared
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A gruesome and chilling reminder by the Romans of the notion of ‘momento mori’ – ‘remember that you have to die’. Happy #Halloween
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Castleford #Roman bath house. No remains visible. Just a deteriorated sign shows the site.