Austin. keyboard nerd and professional Tekken jobber.

Louisville, KY
Joined April 2012
Simpin Ain't Easy: an Autobiography
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This is where a lot of coaches are rightly pissed at what's happened this summer. Bill Self frankly did not build a good enough team via the agreed-upon rules. But if he gets lucky with multiple legal challenges, he magically ends up with a contender. Feels off.
That’s 3 potential starters for Kansas that weren’t initially expected to be eligible this season. Just a totally different team.
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It’s like you get off on being wrong and annoying
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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LMAOOO y’all treat career stats like they’re a substitute for critical thinking. Soon as somebody makes a point you can’t refute, you start listing their failures like that disproves what they said. Fitz is still right
🚨🚨Forner #Broncos Aquib Talib tells Ryan Fitzpatrick sucks You played for 9 teams in 17 years You got more interceptions than starts You never made the playoffs ever You could not stay on a team Orr than 2 years
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Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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They ass shoulda played in the Poptart Bowl! BYU had it on they mind‼️
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Stormed Norman.
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Shoulda been a penalty on Oklahoma but sure give them a first down lmao
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Bowl Games have never been meaningless you’re just a brain fried knuckle dragger.
How did an entire generation get brainwashed into thinking good teams playing in a dead end bowl game was superior to competing for a championship?
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Notre Dame is so bitchmade
“I’m a proponent of 24-teams.” 👀 Marcus Freeman weighs in on the CFP expanding to a 24-team Playoff in 2027 on the @patmcafeeshow ⬇️
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If anyone has it, please post the The Word Alive’s setlist from Louder than Life appreciate it 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 @TheWordAlive
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Chris Simms should genuinely never open his mouth again. He was, is, and always will be a failure nepo baby riding his daddy’s last time. He knows nothing and is only a shill for gambling companies
The handling of Jalen Hurts' calf injury is fishy, and there's nothing to protect gamblers from not getting enough information about it.
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Hot take: I miss when winning a bowl game was a great season. College football is infected with people that believe national championships are the only metric of success, and I just think that silly and detrimental to the long-term health of the sport.
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Never seen so many out of touch people this happy to kill the best regular season of any sport
NEW: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, ESPN reports. The new format will start in 2027.
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Trying to reheat 16 year old beef from a jealous, lying, and homophobic former band member because Hayley said fuck ICE 🧍‍♀️ nobody gaf keep crying
Sine everyone is starting to talk about Hayley Williams from Paramore. I feel I should share this little story from Josh Farro, the true founder of Paramore. And how Hayley essentially hijacked the band, and used it as a mask for her solo career. This greatly bothers me, because it shows how truly phony Paramore is. And how mistreated the “band” is.
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I completely understand why Haus said you’re a shit person. Bootlicking loser
Yea. Sometimes you can blame greedy landlords, but no one on earth is paying $100k to repair apartments that rent for $600 a month. The law used to allow raising rent to recoup repairs. We need to return!
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insane slight of hand here where they casually explain that the units fell into intense disrepair in the first place because “they had tenants living in them for decades” who “left them in need of repairs” as if it wasn’t the landlords’ job to maintain them in the first place
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs. My latest for @WSJFreeEx
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Never let Republicans tell you they're “pro-life."
🚨 Pennsylvania passes bill requiring baby food to be tested for lead poisoning. 3 Republicans voted no.
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Im not gonna let you loser ass niggas act like you like her now when y’all were calling her everything but a child of God just last week
Debra Wilson admitted that using her face for Callisto in "Wolverine" was a mistake But the decision is always up to the developers: "That choice is made by the game designers, not me. I like games where my face is not used." Debra herself believes that if the character is you, it only hinders the immersion into the role.
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