“Bag is on the way? Bet nigga.” #snooty #snootysummer

First day on the new job. My life is over!! #nigga

Fuck. #washed #graduated

I’m outta this bitch nigga! #opentowork

This is going to be the best uber of my life. #drunk

Did I just become a witness? #thoughts

Yes nigga I’m #rich

Samantha, you better hurry the fuck up. #fuck

Wife just told me she excepted a job post grad requiring her to consistently travel for a year straight (not a flight attendant). Crawfish I’m boiling for the company I’m interning for.

Damn that body of yours is insane! #expand

Just took my last ever test in New New Delhi (rawls testing center), blackout incoming. #lank

What’s gayer his username or the fact that he’s a sigma chi? #LANK

We get it bro you’re tuff… #phag #rapetexastechpike

Y’all think anyone at this wedding knows I run a small TTU burner? #thoughts

Y’all think this guy went on spring break in 2026? #delete

“Nigga, I told you not to say this is my dad’s boat infront of the hoes.” #white #rich #snooty

Texas #phags tried to chirp me because I wouldn’t give them #bag 🤣🤣🤣

Just got #rinsed. #fuck