@TookyMonster

Hi I'm Tooky (rhymes with cookie). I am a potato, I'm a hilarious stand-up comic, and you love me.❤️

 Boston, MA
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Joined March 2010
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People are just straight-up taking the wildest liberties on the T. #MBTA #MBTAFail #WhereTheyDoThatAt?
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Digger with the hard R is crazy work. 4.5 stars tho
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I think the one thing that could potentially heal us as a society is for @LEGO_Group to finally give us a Furby build.
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Help, I’ve got West Elm taste on a Walmart budget.
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lily@weirrdaahAug 17
this video alone radicalised me and i really want other women to watch it and digest it cause holy shit this made me question everything
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Jesus wept; Jadakiss laughed.
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Do not ever mess with or disrespect the Knitting community.
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Accidentally wrote “ting” in an email instead of “thing”
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The anthem this country deserves.
TMZ
@TMZAug 4
😅 EXCLUSIVE: Martha Reeves critiques backup singers before viral WPBL anthem performance.
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Ain’t no WAY!!!
Charles J. Moore
@charles270Jul 9
That wasn’t their first time doing a racism
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Big Took retweeted
Marques Brownlee
@MKBHDJul 10
Instagram decided to roll out a new “Muse AI” feature, that lets users create AI images based on people’s Instagram photos. Then they opted in EVERYONE with a public account To opt out: Click your profile picture 3 bars in the top right scroll down to "Sharing and reuse" Toggle off for both Posts and for Reels
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The provided screenshot shows content remixing settings, not the Muse AI opt-out. The AI opt-out is under "Sharing and reuse" at toggles labeled "Allow people to reuse your content on Instagram and with AI features at Meta" for Posts and Reels. wired.com/story/meta-now… nytimes.com/2026/07/08/tec…
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The AARP emcees are utterly WASHING the young buls, man. No question.
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Martin dreamt. Harriet delivert. Kamala veept. Jesus wept.
Giliann@gilpost1ngJul 8
We’re losing recipes
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The name is clearly an homage to all the straight white male Pats fans who “would.”
Polymarket
@PolymarketJun 8
NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.
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This is where Zordon shits
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Kill strawberries Fck raspberries Marry blackberries
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And I just KNOW … that had they existed at the same time in the same place, Harriet Tubman would’ve HAPPILY left Clarence Thomas behind at whatever plantation he was on. Fcking KEEP him.
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Replying to @ABC
We’re doomed!
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If that man only has a moderate opinion of the frail sh!t, and has no knowledge of what kind of scale to use when the c0ke comes in….. he is NOT the one, sis. Leave that man alone bc he can’t do a damn thing for you.
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Michael Christmas
@MickeyChristmasApr 26
Replying to @MickeyChristmas
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Where I’ve been donating my money lately: The Avon Barksdale Bail Relief Fund The D’Angelo Barksdale & Wallace Memorial Scholarship The Lock Roland Pryzbylewski Under The Jail Commission The Jim McNulty Hamsterdam Community Rehabilitation Center Omar for Mayor ‘05
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