Jesse McIntosh (@TooMuchJesse) profile picture

A Four Seasons Total Landscaping stan account. he/him

Los Angeles
Joined March 2010
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It would be funny if in response, Jake Gyllenhaal reshot the movie Source Code
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Pretty crazy fact: Joe Flacco has 26 LESS sexual assault allegations than Deshaun Watson
Pretty crazy stat: Joe Flacco has now thrown as many TD passes for the Browns as Deshaun Watson (14 each).
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My first two movies of 2024 were Killers of the Flower Moon and Baywatch it’s gonna be a chaotic year
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Film critics are like “no you’re SUPPOSED to hate it, that’s what’s so brilliant about it…”
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to those who celebrate
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The biggest question about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce thing is how will Aaron Rodgers make this about himself?
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Killers of the Flower Moon is 3 and a half hours?!?! So there’s a full hour *and a half* after the nuclear test?!
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The guy next to me on the shuttle from Logan airport just said into his phone “Wait, so you mean actual meatballs, or, like…girls?”
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In Unbreakable Bruce Willis’ kryptonite is water. Then in Signs, the aliens die from water. Which makes you wonder if we got one of our signature film makers of the early 2000s simply bc he was thirsty.
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I recently watched 2 ~classics~ for the first time where the twist was parent/child incest and maybe I prefer M Night’s “water is actually bad for you” twists?
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Ending the Ravens' preseason streak would rival our 7-9 division title and "you like that!"as the Commanders greatest accomplishment of the last two decades.
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It’s my fault I bundled hurricane and earthquake and saved 2.99/mo 😒😒
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don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.
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My sister (hasn’t seen Barbie or Oppenheimer) asked me if she should see Strays or Haunted Mansion, and I simply didn’t have advice
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I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment
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Jesse McIntosh retweeted
SAG and WGA striking together.
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The thing about telling a multi-versal story ft many Batmen, centering someone who isn’t Batman, is that becoming Batman was a choice not an inherited power so there would not be any other Batmen in the universes consequential to anyone else. Right? Anyway go see Past Lives
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The world watching Game 1 James Harden forgetting they’re eventually gonna get Game 6/7 James Harden
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The road rage incident in the #BEEFNetflix pilot is 1000x better when you hear the song Ali Wong has been listening to. 10/10
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