Jared Wilbur

Hi @JohnFeldy. After reading your review/blurb for Ray Cappo's upcoming book, I have to ask the question. Have you (would you) consider producing a Shelter record?

Cheers to @roachkoach, Josh Toomey, Funky Ken, Charles Manchen, Prowlar & new guy Louie the Perv for another great episode. Allow me to make another push for covering Apex Theory - TopsyTurvy! There are a couple tracks where they are, dare I say, broadening their audience.

My son really needs to stop asking me to “talk like Black Panther” or he’s gonna get me cancelled

One of the most unlikable things you can say is “I only read NON-fiction”

When my chubby straight-edge ass asks any newly skinny friend how they lost their weight their response is always “dude, I just stopped drinking beer!” Great, very helpful.

Here’s what I’ve learned. If you shoot someone you can Google them afterwards and if it turns out the person you shot wasn’t a good person then you’re all good, bby!

I’d love to see a comparison between the number of people killed by protesters vs the number of protesters killed by people who “felt threatened by them”

No one is talking about how Limp Bizkit dropped their new album without available physical copies, merch of ANY KIND, advertising, or music videos with just an Instagram announcement 3 days prior.

If you use either of the terms “Jab”, or “Fauci Ouchie” you are a literal child.

But guys, I can’t stop listening to the new #limpbizkit album.

Hey ⁦@limpbizkit⁩ please make this shirt so I can buy it 😘

Sometimes you forget your friend is religious until they suddenly say some crazy shit.

I’ll play #ReleaseTheAyerCut

I used to know a girl who was a born-again christian and her favorite book was The Handmaid’s Tale. At the time I didn’t know anything about that book so we never talked about it. Fastforward to today, and I have so many questions I wish I could ask her.

I’m literally only wearing a mask in Walmart so that people won’t think I’m a republican

When someone asks me if I know anyone who has died of Covid, and I respond “yes”, the very next thing they ALWAYS say is “oh, how old were they?” My instinct is to answer their question with “Fuck you!”

Does anyone else experience anxiety and a sense of deep existential dread everytime they drive past a car dealership and see a seemingly endless landscape of brand new cars stretching toward the horizon as far as the eye can see? Just me?

Conservatives when cops tell them they can’t go 4-wheeling on private property: “fuck cops! fucking pigs!” Conservatives when cops shoot unarmed black people: “I support our police!”