Still finding it hard to accept that Frank Lampard killed Widdecombe.

Coming to terms with the fact Frank Lampard was responsible for the Death of Anne Widdecombe has genuinely shaken me.

Disappointed either way the Muppets. Thought they had more class than this torrent of Jizz.

Trying to rationalise this and the only sensible explanation is... Tuchel's family had been kidnapped. Argentinian Ultras apparently. In an earpiece he was instructed to lose the match but make it look at least a tiny bit credible. He overdid it really but got his family back.

Utterly perplexed i think the biggest act of tactical suicide in football history.

Tuchel has had an aneurism.

These TV pundits saying Mexico are appealing are surely deluded. I find them bloody unappealing. Gits.

Decent this, soaking up stuff reasonably well when they have to and breaking like the wind.

I had a pair of shoes like England once. I was initially full of confidence and swagger on purchase but then I became unsure if they were any good…if they worked. More friends than not liked them but in the end I was ultimately disappointed.

Messi sending Borges into the Labyrinth.

It’s not about being brave or courageous, just play some decent football.

Tartan Barmy.

Lovely goal from Messi but one of the best leaves since Den served Angie her divorce papers.

Hope they’re cracking out the Um Bongo here in the Portugal v DRC hydration break.

The Shuffle Pen technique lost a lot of friends tonight.

Saw them tonight, just amazing. Somethng incredibly special happened at the Hoxton Hall.

I often bemoan what I perceive to be a dearth of good new music these days, not from a position of zeal, quite the opposite. So, when I go to see a band tonight, The New Eves and the totally fill me with joy and blow me away, I can only shout from the rooftops. Simply incredible.

Jesus Christ Ryder Cup. This is Devon Loch ridden by Jean Van De Velde.

Garnacho on….interesting.

Lee Carsley, dignified, understated, innovative and successful. Great stuff.