Incoming 🚨 Not only do I get to bounce along with the legend @example on his club tour, I get to play in the same venue! Anyone who knows me (and my teenage obsession) knows this is HUGE: My brand @DirtyLovePR host The Loft on 16/03/2019 at @Ministry_Club 😍😍😍

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#WHUFC. If Ogbonna is fit he has to start against Spurs. Move Rice back to CDM and drop Anderson. Revert to a 4-3-3 making sure Bowen and Fornals support Antonio with pace on the break... Anyway, cue Tottenham 3-0 win now 👍

Is it just me that thinks they look photoshopped?

I am no tactical genuis (albeit winning 20+ titles on Football Manager...) but surely this is the formation @WestHam should be playing? Plenty of support for Haller with pace out wide. Rice and Soucek both have engines to cover midfield and Fornals will work hard in front?

West Ham now have four "Senior" keepers. 3 suffering from the same injury and one who should be playing Sunday league... Irons

Are we really going to give it Moyesy to the end of the season 🙈 #MyClubIsAShambles #WHUFC

Right before they play West Ham. Classic

Where is my job offer then... #footballmanager

So @TfL... forced into a cab back to Chelmsford because your staff refused to give me an update as to whether the station was due to reopen following the fire

I have to say #StrangerThings was truly phenomenal and the best series yet. The whole series gripped me and created so much tension

Great service from Marcault at @DPD_UK today. Called as a courtesy to let me know he was arriving and was helpful in finding a safe place to ensure he could deliver. Credit where credit is due