parody account | hopeless ny sports fan | ODU alum

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Posting a selfie in the Brock’s bathroom should be a punishable crime
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“what you like to drink” “hennessy” 😭😭
The best 1:59 video you'll see today. Whatever anesthetic they gave my guy Brian Burns seems like a hell of a trip. 😂 Wishing you a speedy recovery, Spida. 🙏🏾 🎥 (Brian Burns IG)
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The Boston Tea Party
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Anthony 🪤 retweeted
Old school fat. You don’t get politicians built like this anymore. Rotund and ready to deal.
RUMOR: Chris Christie reportedly considering a 2028 Presidential run.
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Anthony 🪤 retweeted
Might go apple picking or something Sunday I do not give a fuck anymore
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Do you think Steve from blues clues ever brought a girl home to his crib and had to be like “yeah don’t mind the talking couch that’s just Fred he’s pretty chill”
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Anthony 🪤 retweeted
Dart got the league shook lol
The #Rams had DT Aaron Donald in for a workout today.
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Folks will graduate college and move to charleston SC to be a leasing agent for $14 an hour
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Covid had folks buying a fake LV face mask off Facebook marketplace for $30 😭
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They’re doing this to Bronny at work tomorrow
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There’s an over saturation of bar/club DJs and they all suck
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If we ended world hunger what will white women complain about on their IG story
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I deserve a written apology for opening his instagram story on March 13, 2024
Aroldis Chapman stated that he’d need an apology from Brian Cashman in order to accept a trade back to the Yankees, via @Enrique_Rojas1.
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The 28 year old at the gym with chicken pox sized acne will tell everyone with a straight face he’s natty
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Woah, sick “assholes live forever” t-shirt man!
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Trailer park boys plots be like: we did it boys we made $1000 now we can retire and live the good life
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They need to put Mel Kiper jr in a home
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Saying “let’s go bubba Wallace” at a nascar race just to feel something
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Team Italy in the world baseball classic just being a bunch of 3rd generation Italian Americans who probably weren’t gonna make the USA roster is frying me 😭
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Anthony 🪤 retweeted
Chivalry ain’t dead capitalism just hitting us hard grand daddy never had to pick up a 450 dollar tab at pergola for some hookah lemon drops goat cheese poppers and shawarma tacos
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“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
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