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All things customer @monzo πŸŽ‰

NW London
Joined June 2007
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I was just smiling throughout. The way the Nigerian guy clearly expected him to be impressed but he kept pointing out the flaws was just hilarious 🀣
β€œThis Is What Nigerians Call Luxury? πŸ‘€ No Privacy At All! The Craftsmanship Is Extremely Poor, And The Finishing Is Beyond Terrible. πŸ˜©β€ ~ An American Real Estate Expert Inspects a $1.2 Million Luxury Home In Lagos, And His Brutally Honest Assessment Is Something Many Lagos Property Developers May Not Want To Hear!
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Announcing God In a Box, a direct implementation of GPT-3.5 into Whatsapp. Unlike other implementations, ours uses the brand new model and API, and doesn't require credentials. We're launching tonight, but you'll need a beta key. For a free key, just RT this and I'll DM you one.
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🍻Mega Competition Time!🍻 We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas! Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas for the official opening for you and a friend. 3 lucky winners will be picked at random πŸ™‚
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#YearInMonzo is our annual summary of your spending. And it's coming soon πŸ‘€ LIKE ❀️ this Tweet to get a reminder on Jan 12th as soon as yours is ready!
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β€œI want big sign behind me when I’m interviewed tonight.” β€œFont 48?” β€œYeah that sounds massive, print that.”
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Love this, some amazing businesses in here!
Introducing the Monzo Small Business Spotlight! πŸŽ‰ From handmade ceramics to quirky jigsaw puzzles, the @MonzoBusiness community have it covered. small-business-index.monzo.c…
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Hearing reports that Kanye West has turned up at President Trump's bedside with a fishing rod and a whole rotisserie chicken
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Monzo wasn't even a bank when I first joined....3 years later we are the best bank for service quality and mobile banking in the UK πŸš€ 😍
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Post work beverage with @sarahlansdell 🍻🍻 @ King Edward VII Park instagram.com/p/CByeL-kBr95/… – at Brent, London
Here’s your freedom of travel mask to print out in case you get stopped anywhere. Just put it on, and do whatever the fuck you want. #DominicCummngs #BorisJohnson
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i have a secret plan to fight inflation?
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Monzo is not going bust. Source: I am the CEO πŸ˜‰ You can read more about what we're doing to handle the impacts of COVID-19 here: monzo.com/blog/were-here-to-…
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the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
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It’s a dishoom kinda day πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ @ Wembley Park, London instagram.com/p/B7yevNKhxLS/… – at Brent, London
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