@TomWardell

Regularly wake up in the mornings, and piss excellence. The original T-Unit. Shake n Bake.

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Joined September 2010
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Anyone else find @virginmedia plainly corrupt? Making up values on contracts, using inflation to try and increase bills by 30%. Now advising that you cannot make a DSARs request and they don’t have your personal data from the last 2 years. @LutzSchueler any thoughts?
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Tap me in @eltonofficial
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Any irony in Glastonbury being a dairy farm when it’s half full of vegans? Answers on a non binary postcard
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I have also informed the BBC that I will not present Match of the Day tomorrow. I ask you to respect my privacy at this time.
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Kelly and Annabelle suck the toothpaste off my bush
Update. No update. Waiting on delivery driver Dave
T-Unit@TomWardell5 Nov 2021
I’ll be streaming the launch of Call of Duty: Vanguard today!! When @amazon deliver it. Follow me live for delivery and download updates.
I’ll be streaming the launch of Call of Duty: Vanguard today!! When @amazon deliver it. Follow me live for delivery and download updates.
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Can @BabatundeComedy and @MoTheComedian just get their own show? No can be offended by how fucking hilarious they are
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Don’t go getting any ideas now @Ryanair this isn’t what the future of cheap airlines
U.S. Air Force
@usairforce17 Aug 2021
Nine C-17 Globemaster IIIs arrived in Kabul, Afghanistan recently delivering equipment and approximately 1000 troops. Seven flights departed, transporting approximately 600 passengers, 165 of which were American citizens.
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Celebrating my massive points haul to watch Love Island. I’m so diverse and cultured.
T-Unit@TomWardell12 Jul 2021
In today’s news I got 8 questions right in University Challenge. It’s coming home in different ways.
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Also, Richard Branson took himself off to space yesterday. Like full on space. And literally no one gives a flying fuck. Oh the wonders of @England in a final.
In today’s news I got 8 questions right in University Challenge. It’s coming home in different ways.
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Ah lovely news! Heartwarming stuff. Must be such a relief for Saracens fans. All 30 of them.
Rugby on TNT Sports
@rugbyontnt20 Jun 2021
Back in the top flight 🔝 @Saracens have confirmed their return to @premrugby with a 57-15 second-leg win over Ealing Trailfinders ⚫️🔴
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Found it.
Metro@MetroUK5 May 2021
There is a snake in this picture 🐍 Can you spot it? 👀
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Lovely to see @DSpurrier92 all excited with his new weave
Smiths Rugby@SmithsRugby20 Apr 2021
Training again tonight at Prince of Wales top pitch. 6.45 start. The sun is out 😍
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The GOAT just got even GOATier
SPORTbible
@sportbible19 Apr 2021
Patrick Bamford on the Super League 🗣️: "I can't quite comprehend. It's amazing the amount of uproar when somebody's pocket is being hurt, it's a shame that doesn't happen with issues like racism."
They say don’t meet your hero’s, but I’m a real down to earth guy and humble and willing to talk to all my fans. See you Tuesday Wardellettes 😘
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Dear @RAF, @cjmellon85 would like to discuss your planes flying over his house. Appreciate the need to prepare for war, but a war in the Cotswold?! T’would only really happen if there was an uprising of labour supporters - unlikely as they are all on the doll or watching GMB.
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This has aged nicely
Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan8 Mar 2021
Lots of people on here want me fired for expressing my opinion on the Pinocchio Princess. If you want to join them, there are various petitions still doing the rounds from the last few times you've all tried, and failed, to have me fired for saying what I think.
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